Gordon Haber
@gordonhaber.bsky.social
Writer, editor, mediocre guitarist
https://www.gordonhaber.net/
https://www.gordonhaber.net/
There ain’t no jobs for us
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
There ain’t no jobs for us
You’re underestimating the president’s ignorance and susceptibility to flattery
November 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
You’re underestimating the president’s ignorance and susceptibility to flattery
“You’ll never earn more than $50,000 per year."
“50,000 sounds pretty good."
“50,000 sounds pretty good."
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
“You’ll never earn more than $50,000 per year."
“50,000 sounds pretty good."
“50,000 sounds pretty good."
The Verrazano Narrower. Very specific superpower
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The Verrazano Narrower. Very specific superpower
Fascinating. I was sent to a speech therapist in grade school. I never did the exercises and he said, “Do you want to lisp for your whole life?” I remember thinking, “That doesn’t sound bad at all” and told my parents I was done.
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Fascinating. I was sent to a speech therapist in grade school. I never did the exercises and he said, “Do you want to lisp for your whole life?” I remember thinking, “That doesn’t sound bad at all” and told my parents I was done.
(I have nothing against academics)
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(I have nothing against academics)
One of the unspoken issues: academics with steady jobs can afford to get paid little or nothing to burnish their public reputations with journalism, which takes work away from journalists
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
One of the unspoken issues: academics with steady jobs can afford to get paid little or nothing to burnish their public reputations with journalism, which takes work away from journalists
Bond / Frankenstein crossover
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Bond / Frankenstein crossover
“They must have worshipped Lego"
November 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
“They must have worshipped Lego"
He’s so great. Journal of the Plague Year and Robinson Crusoe
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
He’s so great. Journal of the Plague Year and Robinson Crusoe
Schroedinger’s sandwich
November 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Schroedinger’s sandwich
Yes, every time I go to Miami I make time for some South African food
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Yes, every time I go to Miami I make time for some South African food
I’m such a coastal elitist. Forgive me
November 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I’m such a coastal elitist. Forgive me
Is that a rapper
November 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Is that a rapper
Correct response
October 31, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Correct response
Still not as bad as as the therapist who called me “Graham"
October 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Still not as bad as as the therapist who called me “Graham"