Gordon Haber
@gordonhaber.bsky.social
Writer, editor, mediocre guitarist
https://www.gordonhaber.net/
https://www.gordonhaber.net/
Therapist: "How are you dealing with the procrastination?"
Me: "Can we talk about it later?"
Me: "Can we talk about it later?"
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Therapist: "How are you dealing with the procrastination?"
Me: "Can we talk about it later?"
Me: "Can we talk about it later?"
Sandwich guy’s lawyer: “In his defense, your honor, my client was hangry."
November 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Sandwich guy’s lawyer: “In his defense, your honor, my client was hangry."
Dick Cheney’s death makes me nostalgic for when the GOP only sent our armed forces into other countries
November 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Dick Cheney’s death makes me nostalgic for when the GOP only sent our armed forces into other countries
Casey Means is the person you walk away from at a party. She’d be like, “functional medicine blah blah blah” and I’d pretend to get an important phone call
October 31, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Casey Means is the person you walk away from at a party. She’d be like, “functional medicine blah blah blah” and I’d pretend to get an important phone call
I’m considering getting on Substack just so I can leave it
October 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I’m considering getting on Substack just so I can leave it
Just finished "No More Tears" by Gardiner Harris. There are so many reasons to sue J&J into oblivion and yet the Tylenol lawsuit is about autism. Astonishing
October 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Just finished "No More Tears" by Gardiner Harris. There are so many reasons to sue J&J into oblivion and yet the Tylenol lawsuit is about autism. Astonishing
White House East Wing lobby (Wikipedia)
October 23, 2025 at 11:36 AM
White House East Wing lobby (Wikipedia)
The East Wing in 1992. (Wikimedia)
October 23, 2025 at 11:32 AM
The East Wing in 1992. (Wikimedia)
Movie Theater; (East Wing). From Historical American Buildings Survey. Photo by Jack Boucher, date unknown
October 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Movie Theater; (East Wing). From Historical American Buildings Survey. Photo by Jack Boucher, date unknown
East Wing; View of East Elevation - White House. From Historical American Buildings Survey. Photo by Jack Boucher, date unknown
October 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
East Wing; View of East Elevation - White House. From Historical American Buildings Survey. Photo by Jack Boucher, date unknown
I love the COVID vaccine so much I did it twice. I went to Walgreen’s and then walked across the street to CVS
September 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I love the COVID vaccine so much I did it twice. I went to Walgreen’s and then walked across the street to CVS
Happy New Year! Here’s my short story about Rosh Hashanah during the Korean War, “Services.” shortstoryproject.com/stories/serv...
Services, Gordon Haber | The Short Story Project
Beyond the switchback, the hills spread into a wide flat valley where they’ve set up a field hospital, a tidy village of olive-drab tents with trucks rumbling
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September 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Happy New Year! Here’s my short story about Rosh Hashanah during the Korean War, “Services.” shortstoryproject.com/stories/serv...
Are there any accounts here that actually have ideas? Seems like everyone is simply repeating the latest horror to increase engagement. Even the Lincoln Project is using Kimmel as fundraising excuse.
September 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Are there any accounts here that actually have ideas? Seems like everyone is simply repeating the latest horror to increase engagement. Even the Lincoln Project is using Kimmel as fundraising excuse.
Where the frites have no name
September 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Where the frites have no name
The Administration has published a list of priorities for future arts funding, so I thought I’d get a jump on next year’s grant application
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My 2027 NEA Creative Writing Fellowship Project Summary : Gordon Haber
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September 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The Administration has published a list of priorities for future arts funding, so I thought I’d get a jump on next year’s grant application
www.gordonhaber.net/my-2027-nea-...
www.gordonhaber.net/my-2027-nea-...
I reviewed the new FF movie! It’s good! (The movie I mean) bookandfilmglobe.com/comics/can-t...
Can the Fantastic Four Bridge the Generation Gap? - Book and Film Globe
I was at the movie theater with my 14-year-old son when we first saw the “coming soon” poster for the new Fantastic Four movie. “I’m definitely seeing
bookandfilmglobe.com
July 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I reviewed the new FF movie! It’s good! (The movie I mean) bookandfilmglobe.com/comics/can-t...
I asked AI image generators to draw me.
See the surprising results…
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See the surprising results…
www.gordonhaber.net/i-asked-ai-i...
July 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I asked AI image generators to draw me.
See the surprising results…
www.gordonhaber.net/i-asked-ai-i...
See the surprising results…
www.gordonhaber.net/i-asked-ai-i...
Exclusive pic of RFK Jr.'s panel reviewing childhood vaccine schedule
July 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Exclusive pic of RFK Jr.'s panel reviewing childhood vaccine schedule
Linda Yaccarino: I quit
Grok: Jew
Grok: Jew
July 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Linda Yaccarino: I quit
Grok: Jew
Grok: Jew
You know it would be great if even more people on the Internet tell me how I should be using AI, thnx
June 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
You know it would be great if even more people on the Internet tell me how I should be using AI, thnx
MAHA - Make AI Hallucinate Again
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RFK Jr.'s "MAHA" report contained nonexistent studies. White House says it will be updated.
RFK Jr.'s "Make America Healthy Again" recent report identified causes of childhood chronic disease, citing numerous studies. Some didn't exist.
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May 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
MAHA - Make AI Hallucinate Again
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www.cbsnews.com/news/rfk-jr-...
I wrote about S.N. Carvalho, the painter and photographer who documented Fremont’s 1853 expedition through the Rockies. Along the way he encountered an America teeming with wildlife, Native Americans, and Brigham Young, who apparently danced with a “light fantastic toe."
forward.com/culture/7232...
forward.com/culture/7232...
The Jewish artist who almost died exploring the Wild West
An unlikely — and Jewish — cowboy, Simon Nunes Carvalho documented an exciting (and failed) expedition to the Wild West
forward.com
May 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I wrote about S.N. Carvalho, the painter and photographer who documented Fremont’s 1853 expedition through the Rockies. Along the way he encountered an America teeming with wildlife, Native Americans, and Brigham Young, who apparently danced with a “light fantastic toe."
forward.com/culture/7232...
forward.com/culture/7232...
Has anybody been covering the blatantly obvious security issues involved with accepting a Qatari plane as Air Force One?
May 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Has anybody been covering the blatantly obvious security issues involved with accepting a Qatari plane as Air Force One?
Chuck Schumer looking more and more like the aging cousin at the seder asking if we’re ever gonna eat
April 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Chuck Schumer looking more and more like the aging cousin at the seder asking if we’re ever gonna eat
The lack of a state religion in the US is actually what helped religious pluralism to flourish. But this never sat well with some Americans.
For ARC, I interviewed the eminent Jerome Copulsky on the “American Heretics” fighting for a Christian constitution.
arcmag.org/a-specifical...
For ARC, I interviewed the eminent Jerome Copulsky on the “American Heretics” fighting for a Christian constitution.
arcmag.org/a-specifical...
“A Specifically Christian State” | ARC: Religion, Politics, Et Cetera
Most historians agree that the separation of church and state is what allowed a flourishing of religious pluralism in the United States. Without a state religion, Americans are largely free to pursue ...
arcmag.org
April 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The lack of a state religion in the US is actually what helped religious pluralism to flourish. But this never sat well with some Americans.
For ARC, I interviewed the eminent Jerome Copulsky on the “American Heretics” fighting for a Christian constitution.
arcmag.org/a-specifical...
For ARC, I interviewed the eminent Jerome Copulsky on the “American Heretics” fighting for a Christian constitution.
arcmag.org/a-specifical...