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Gordon
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every day I am bad at video games and sometimes I write about those video games for @jagreview.com

I write video game reviews for fun, for free, and as little creative writing exercises

all game reviews aim to fit on Steam

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I can't even begin to imagine how much of a nightmare it's been to work under the Xbox banner for the past 18 months. There's no way any developers in any of those studios have felt secure in their jobs over the past 18 months.
July 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Yeah, I feel like these sorts of games just LOOK kind of jank in trailers. I still think Avowed looks jank, but that game has really fun combat.
May 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It's so good. One of the very few games that made me sad because I could only play it for the first time once.
May 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I got recommended the trailer on YouTube. It looked kind of jank, but jank in that fun way. The overall aesthetics looked pretty nice too.
May 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
They're both SO right and SO wrong
May 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I have this on my Steam wishlist and I'm debating grabbing it. I've been using the Doom games as a chaser to E33, so something like this might be nice to level out again with.
May 18, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I have a 9800X3D CPU and a 4070 Ti Super GPU, so I'm able to play at basically maxed out settings without much trouble, but I have noticed Dark Ages doesn't run anywhere near as well as Eternal did, and to this point, I haven't noticed much of a graphical quality upgrade to justify that.
May 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
it WILL be the single best game you play all year
May 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I liked Doom's and Eternal's music, but honestly, neither OST was one I found SUPER memorable. I know I'm in the minority there, and if Mick was entirely truthful, then absolutely fuck Bethesda, but I'm not exactly hearing a massive drop in quality in Dark Ages.
May 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Hang in there, moving is NEVER fun.
May 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM