Gordon
@gordon.jagreview.com
every day I am bad at video games and sometimes I write about those video games for @jagreview.com
I write video game reviews for fun, for free, and as little creative writing exercises
all game reviews aim to fit on Steam
please enable my bad takes
I write video game reviews for fun, for free, and as little creative writing exercises
all game reviews aim to fit on Steam
please enable my bad takes
I did NOT invest in a sleep weapon just so you BOZOS could just keep swinging this Mizutsune hit you with what you DESERVED #MonsterHunter
July 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I did NOT invest in a sleep weapon just so you BOZOS could just keep swinging this Mizutsune hit you with what you DESERVED #MonsterHunter
Taskmaster was so real for saying this.
May 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Taskmaster was so real for saying this.
Spider-Man going a little too bootlicker there for me.
May 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Spider-Man going a little too bootlicker there for me.
I spent too much time looking at Yumia's ass and was transported to the bright surface of Mercury for my sins.
May 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I spent too much time looking at Yumia's ass and was transported to the bright surface of Mercury for my sins.
I made the mistake of throwing my shield into a parry tutorial demon in The Dark Ages and completely locked myself in place.
May 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I made the mistake of throwing my shield into a parry tutorial demon in The Dark Ages and completely locked myself in place.
I'll have to raise you one today boss
May 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I'll have to raise you one today boss
productive atelier yumia game analysis conversations I'm technically getting paid to have
April 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
productive atelier yumia game analysis conversations I'm technically getting paid to have
friendship with me really be like
March 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
friendship with me really be like
Reading Woke Content Detector's full review of Monster Hunter Wilds and they have some REAL bangers in here
March 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Reading Woke Content Detector's full review of Monster Hunter Wilds and they have some REAL bangers in here
my happy ass just trying to play monster hunter wilds online when I forgot what day it was
March 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
my happy ass just trying to play monster hunter wilds online when I forgot what day it was
Gemma would be my girlfriend if she was real...........................
March 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Gemma would be my girlfriend if she was real...........................
I would kill everyone if she even implied it would make her the slightest bit happy and I wouldn't think twice, thank you Monster Hunter
February 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I would kill everyone if she even implied it would make her the slightest bit happy and I wouldn't think twice, thank you Monster Hunter
Glad the outfit I have for Neve gave me the most censored kiss ever. Sometimes love loses, thanks Veilguard 😔
February 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Glad the outfit I have for Neve gave me the most censored kiss ever. Sometimes love loses, thanks Veilguard 😔
was my steam deck's shipment the victim of a train car robbery circa 1875
January 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
was my steam deck's shipment the victim of a train car robbery circa 1875
My favorite part of Veilguard is DEFINITELY the half-naked lady who sends me into the arena to kill for sport and entertainment.
December 31, 2024 at 1:59 AM
My favorite part of Veilguard is DEFINITELY the half-naked lady who sends me into the arena to kill for sport and entertainment.
EASIEST wonder pick of my life
December 30, 2024 at 3:38 AM
EASIEST wonder pick of my life
Veilguard does a really good job at getting rid of the BioWare Face in cutscenes but every now and then you still get a great one
December 28, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Veilguard does a really good job at getting rid of the BioWare Face in cutscenes but every now and then you still get a great one
thank you Pokémon card battler Big gooner for being my first online battle I hope you are having an above mediocre Sunday
December 23, 2024 at 1:37 AM
thank you Pokémon card battler Big gooner for being my first online battle I hope you are having an above mediocre Sunday
onion fairy has been achieved
December 19, 2024 at 5:31 PM
onion fairy has been achieved
thank you Dragon Age: The Veilguard (2024), developed by BioWare, published by EA, very cool
December 18, 2024 at 1:00 AM
thank you Dragon Age: The Veilguard (2024), developed by BioWare, published by EA, very cool
the real winner in this is the Joltik
December 17, 2024 at 4:46 PM
the real winner in this is the Joltik
nothing that Solas has EVER done has been as heinous as this haircut
December 17, 2024 at 1:49 AM
nothing that Solas has EVER done has been as heinous as this haircut
@michael.jagreview.com you may remove it from your account but I will always have this and this is enough
December 16, 2024 at 3:07 AM
@michael.jagreview.com you may remove it from your account but I will always have this and this is enough
my friends are extremely appreciative of this kindness
December 16, 2024 at 1:05 AM
my friends are extremely appreciative of this kindness
I can't believe I spent that much time in Dragon's Dogma II and I couldn't tell anyone a thing that happened in it.
December 13, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I can't believe I spent that much time in Dragon's Dogma II and I couldn't tell anyone a thing that happened in it.