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Gordon Gecko
@gordon-gecko.bsky.social
Mid: fits, wits, and bits
Posts are too wordy. Sorry :(
Frog reposter 🐸
Factory expander 🚂🏭
Art? (Probably not... unless?) 🎨
A certain type of liberal is going to see images like this and think: "I knew horseshoe theory was real"
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
October 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
When people ask me what kind of music I like I just tell them:
September 15, 2025 at 8:20 AM
This is the post that finally got me looking like this:
September 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
August 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The signage is in Catalan, a language spoken in Catalonia which is a region in Spain.

Some of it is garbled because Bluesky ate the resolution or it would be too small and too far to read anyway. You would have figured this out with 5 seconds of research.
August 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Lots of wonderful people here on bee sky dot app
August 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Fuck your skincare routine. Have you ever tried:
August 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Manifest destiny wasn't a justification for the dispossession and extermination of native peoples from their land. It was some other secret thing. Pic unrelated.
August 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Homeland Security Secretaries hate this one weird trick for climbing hot fences
August 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Reddit just has to accost me with weird, lazy bullshit when it's 4AM and I want to be sad
July 30, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I found a pic of the "Smug Liberal Hat™"
July 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
When your favorite ship's art tag doesn't have any new spicy art
June 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
June 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
June 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Yes actually I have
May 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Let's check in on the bored ape folks to see how they're doing:
April 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The robot got me dead to rights on this one
April 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Guy has no reason to like this whatsoever too lmao
April 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
That dummy couldn't even use the AI to effectively make this list and ended up having to do a ton of manual tweaking lololo
April 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
April 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Wouldn't want to commit the sin of empathy I guess?

Also LOL at not having a good argument other than "I'm a psycho", so you have to hide behind claims of rudeness instead to fight my argument. Just weak sauce all around.

Plus, gonna need you to read the last bit of the OP
April 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
April 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It's so funny that on most of these stupid commemorative Trump coins they make sure to include his neck pussy
April 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Dicoconut monoxide got me feeling like
April 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM