Gordon Gecko
@gordon-gecko.bsky.social
Mid: fits, wits, and bits
Posts are too wordy. Sorry :(
Frog reposter 🐸
Factory expander 🚂🏭
Art? (Probably not... unless?) 🎨
Posts are too wordy. Sorry :(
Frog reposter 🐸
Factory expander 🚂🏭
Art? (Probably not... unless?) 🎨
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Gordon Gecko
@gordon-gecko.bsky.social
· Feb 22
You: B-B-but you're a gecko account, why do you post so many frogs?
Me: It's MY account, and I will DO what I WANT
ps: I love geckos too
Me: It's MY account, and I will DO what I WANT
ps: I love geckos too
Idk wtf I'm doing and have no plan for the future ever
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Idk wtf I'm doing and have no plan for the future ever
A certain type of liberal is going to see images like this and think: "I knew horseshoe theory was real"
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
A certain type of liberal is going to see images like this and think: "I knew horseshoe theory was real"
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November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
If she's welcome in the tent, what's the fucking pole that holds the whole thing up? What unifying principal does everyone in the tent adhere to that makes it a political tent instead of just a collection of cynical assholes?
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 8:47 AM
If she's welcome in the tent, what's the fucking pole that holds the whole thing up? What unifying principal does everyone in the tent adhere to that makes it a political tent instead of just a collection of cynical assholes?
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Bullfrog of the day!
Sunday, 16 Nov 2025
Sunday, 16 Nov 2025
November 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Bullfrog of the day!
Sunday, 16 Nov 2025
Sunday, 16 Nov 2025
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Holy shit reverse MeToo is wild
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Holy shit reverse MeToo is wild
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Bullfrog of the day soaking in a Spring redbud tree blossom aurora!
Thursday, 13 Nov 2025
Thursday, 13 Nov 2025
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Bullfrog of the day soaking in a Spring redbud tree blossom aurora!
Thursday, 13 Nov 2025
Thursday, 13 Nov 2025
Seeing the lamest shit on the TL from various political candidates today. Nobody is normal anymore.
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Seeing the lamest shit on the TL from various political candidates today. Nobody is normal anymore.
Is it possible for something to be comically normal-sized?
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Is it possible for something to be comically normal-sized?
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Bullfrog of the day!
Monday, 10 Nov 2025
Monday, 10 Nov 2025
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Bullfrog of the day!
Monday, 10 Nov 2025
Monday, 10 Nov 2025
Will Stancil was definitely one of those kids who read the dictionary because he thought knowing more words meant you were smart.
November 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Will Stancil was definitely one of those kids who read the dictionary because he thought knowing more words meant you were smart.
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It's all so stupid
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It's all so stupid
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I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win
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respect but he's gonna be way over leveled for the final boss fight
November 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
respect but he's gonna be way over leveled for the final boss fight
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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Wow, what a great idea
BREAKING: The US is rolling back tariffs on “products that cannot be grown, mined, or naturally produced in the United States," per WSJ
October 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Wow, what a great idea
Drawings by men should be called "dudels"
October 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Drawings by men should be called "dudels"
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Bullfrog + four more of the day!
Wednesday, 15 Oct 2025
Wednesday, 15 Oct 2025
October 15, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Bullfrog + four more of the day!
Wednesday, 15 Oct 2025
Wednesday, 15 Oct 2025
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ICE just arrested a singing giraffe in Portland.
🚨 *Breaking News* Robby Roadsteamer has been detained by ICE Portland after singing Rod Stewart with the Portland Frog! We need your help!
Please support Robby's campaign and lawyer fees at robbyroadsteamer.com link on bio 💙🦒🦒🦒
Please support Robby's campaign and lawyer fees at robbyroadsteamer.com link on bio 💙🦒🦒🦒
October 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
ICE just arrested a singing giraffe in Portland.
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Someone said “together we ribbit, divided we croak” the other day and I am at peak frog interest
October 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Someone said “together we ribbit, divided we croak” the other day and I am at peak frog interest
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When your custom character appears in a cut scene
October 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
When your custom character appears in a cut scene
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When a frogs car breaks down he gets it toad
October 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
When a frogs car breaks down he gets it toad
Growing up is accepting that the UNSC was a fascist organization whose sole purpose was the murder of dissenting citizens, and the Spartans were created to be the unstoppable assassins they needed to finally destroy that dissent.
October 6, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Growing up is accepting that the UNSC was a fascist organization whose sole purpose was the murder of dissenting citizens, and the Spartans were created to be the unstoppable assassins they needed to finally destroy that dissent.
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Bullfrog of the day!
Thursday, 2 Oct 2025
Thursday, 2 Oct 2025
October 2, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Bullfrog of the day!
Thursday, 2 Oct 2025
Thursday, 2 Oct 2025