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I am made of countless smaller gooses which when alarmed honk a cacophony that can rattle the heavens. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ⛧⃝♡
You have, with your work, brought my family much joy.
October 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I appreciate it Alan, I’m just in a rock and a hard place in some ways and on cloud nine in others. The human condition, amirite?
September 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
If Mitch was the deciding vote, he would have voted to confirm
September 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It also helped if you had some D’s to throw
September 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I realized this when I saw American psycho for the first time a few years ago. I had not watched due to the stigma, and when I did I found it to be a pretty impressive deconstruction of the violence and isolation inherent to the American capitalist lifestyle.

And somehow ppl watch like “that mee”
September 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The Queen, the knight, the rook, and the pawn
September 12, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Early morning
September 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I wouldn’t have my moosebumps treated by anybody else
September 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Me: I would rather vote for a wet ham sandwich than any Republican

Dems: lucky for you that’s exactly who we’re nominating
August 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Somehow always topical
June 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM