Goosetongue
@goosetongue.bsky.social
I am made of countless smaller gooses which when alarmed honk a cacophony that can rattle the heavens. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ⛧⃝♡
You’ve won the lottery.
Shirley Jackson’s The Lottery.
Shirley Jackson’s The Lottery.
October 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
You’ve won the lottery.
Shirley Jackson’s The Lottery.
Shirley Jackson’s The Lottery.
I reached across the table and knocked over a glass.
I did not reach over the table again.
I did not reach over the table again.
September 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I reached across the table and knocked over a glass.
I did not reach over the table again.
I did not reach over the table again.
Let my sadness compel my strength towards goodness.
September 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Let my sadness compel my strength towards goodness.
My favorite part of Altered Beast (1988) is when Zeus says “Wise fwom youw gwave”
September 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
My favorite part of Altered Beast (1988) is when Zeus says “Wise fwom youw gwave”
Reposted by Goosetongue
if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless
September 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless
As eagerly as some blame the left for Charlie Kirk’s death, I would remind the world: a right winger would be just as likely to kill him if they thought doing so would make the left look bad.
I’m not making any claim except that power is corrupt and will kill its own to maintain a grip on power.
I’m not making any claim except that power is corrupt and will kill its own to maintain a grip on power.
September 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
As eagerly as some blame the left for Charlie Kirk’s death, I would remind the world: a right winger would be just as likely to kill him if they thought doing so would make the left look bad.
I’m not making any claim except that power is corrupt and will kill its own to maintain a grip on power.
I’m not making any claim except that power is corrupt and will kill its own to maintain a grip on power.
Micro Horror Story:
You’re Solomon and both mothers just agreed to let you saw the baby in half.
#microhorror
You’re Solomon and both mothers just agreed to let you saw the baby in half.
#microhorror
August 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Micro Horror Story:
You’re Solomon and both mothers just agreed to let you saw the baby in half.
#microhorror
You’re Solomon and both mothers just agreed to let you saw the baby in half.
#microhorror
I need to smoke meth and crack to understand the world anymore.
Welcome to the GPT ring of hell.
Welcome to the GPT ring of hell.
August 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I need to smoke meth and crack to understand the world anymore.
Welcome to the GPT ring of hell.
Welcome to the GPT ring of hell.
Micro horror story:
You are born named Aloysius, but every time somebody misspells or mispronounces your name, you grow a tooth from somewhere on your body.
You are born named Aloysius, but every time somebody misspells or mispronounces your name, you grow a tooth from somewhere on your body.
August 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Micro horror story:
You are born named Aloysius, but every time somebody misspells or mispronounces your name, you grow a tooth from somewhere on your body.
You are born named Aloysius, but every time somebody misspells or mispronounces your name, you grow a tooth from somewhere on your body.
Dead internet theory
August 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Dead internet theory
I’m beginning to think the guy who ran the “which teenage girl is the hottest” contest might be a bit sketchy.
July 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I’m beginning to think the guy who ran the “which teenage girl is the hottest” contest might be a bit sketchy.
“Things could actually be better, and we already have all we need to make it that way” is not eldritch wisdom.
But it will absolutely haunt you once you know it.
But it will absolutely haunt you once you know it.
July 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
“Things could actually be better, and we already have all we need to make it that way” is not eldritch wisdom.
But it will absolutely haunt you once you know it.
But it will absolutely haunt you once you know it.
Bluesky is okay but lacks the prime dopamine drip that Facebook delivers.
Actually that’s exactly why I’m gonna keep it.
Actually that’s exactly why I’m gonna keep it.
July 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Bluesky is okay but lacks the prime dopamine drip that Facebook delivers.
Actually that’s exactly why I’m gonna keep it.
Actually that’s exactly why I’m gonna keep it.
That’s not flying. That’s falling with style.
-ChatGPT probably
-ChatGPT probably
June 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
That’s not flying. That’s falling with style.
-ChatGPT probably
-ChatGPT probably
Have you heard about NEW BAD THING?
Now everybody is distracted and has forgotten LAUNDRY LIST OF BAD THINGS CURRENTLY HAPPENING!
When will the rest of the world develop OBJECT PERMANENCE?
Now everybody is distracted and has forgotten LAUNDRY LIST OF BAD THINGS CURRENTLY HAPPENING!
When will the rest of the world develop OBJECT PERMANENCE?
June 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Have you heard about NEW BAD THING?
Now everybody is distracted and has forgotten LAUNDRY LIST OF BAD THINGS CURRENTLY HAPPENING!
When will the rest of the world develop OBJECT PERMANENCE?
Now everybody is distracted and has forgotten LAUNDRY LIST OF BAD THINGS CURRENTLY HAPPENING!
When will the rest of the world develop OBJECT PERMANENCE?
I squawk goose sounds into the abyss.
The abyss squawks back: “we are calling to see if you have Medicare coverage type a and b”
The abyss squawks back: “we are calling to see if you have Medicare coverage type a and b”
June 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I squawk goose sounds into the abyss.
The abyss squawks back: “we are calling to see if you have Medicare coverage type a and b”
The abyss squawks back: “we are calling to see if you have Medicare coverage type a and b”
Butthole silk farting milk
June 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Butthole silk farting milk
Bluesky, oh bluesky
June 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Bluesky, oh bluesky
Gepetto is what I call gpt. It’s a good name.
May 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Gepetto is what I call gpt. It’s a good name.
Reposted by Goosetongue
Memorial Day History🇺🇸
May 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Memorial Day History🇺🇸
Bluesky went mid quick. :/ maybe I’m just not good at curating my internet experience
May 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Bluesky went mid quick. :/ maybe I’m just not good at curating my internet experience
I like to eat oobleck so I can make poobleck
May 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I like to eat oobleck so I can make poobleck
If you were born on 6/1/1820 and break each one out to the letter it would be, you would be born on
F/A/RT
I doubt many people realized the significance of this at the time of its occurrence.
F/A/RT
I doubt many people realized the significance of this at the time of its occurrence.
May 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If you were born on 6/1/1820 and break each one out to the letter it would be, you would be born on
F/A/RT
I doubt many people realized the significance of this at the time of its occurrence.
F/A/RT
I doubt many people realized the significance of this at the time of its occurrence.
"It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to turn vice into virtue and slander into truth, impotence into abstinence, arrogance into humility, plunder into philanthropy, thievery into honor, blasphemy into wisdom, brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice. Anybody
1/2
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May 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
"It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to turn vice into virtue and slander into truth, impotence into abstinence, arrogance into humility, plunder into philanthropy, thievery into honor, blasphemy into wisdom, brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice. Anybody
1/2
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