Goose Springsteen
goosespringsteen.bsky.social
Goose Springsteen
@goosespringsteen.bsky.social
Childless dog lady

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I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE TOE SUCKING VIDEO ANY MORE THANK YOU
February 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
One of the most unfair and unfortunate things is how at the end of the day John Mayer is legitimately a really fucking good songwriter.
February 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I just know Drake has diarrhea right now.
February 10, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Elephant calf update: very baby
February 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Elon musk isn’t elected.

He’s a Nazi nepo baby who breaks everything he touches.

And right now he’s locked himself in a room with grandpa’s Social Security check.
February 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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pretty bold for dems to be asking me for more money right now. your annual review was not stellar
February 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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The real story on Capitol Hill is the desire of GOP men to have transgender women in their bathrooms
November 21, 2024 at 1:34 PM
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Gaetz' backing out of the running for AG is a big sign that even in this new Trump era, your voice matters. When you see injustice or corruption, do not let anyone silence you. Get loud. Make noise. We won't win every battle, or even most, but you won't win any at all if you don't try.
November 21, 2024 at 6:17 PM
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Thought I was having a seizure at the traffic signal but turns out that's just what a cybertruck looks like
November 21, 2024 at 2:56 AM
November 21, 2024 at 3:28 AM
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It’s really something to watch the Party whose supporters poop on the floor in the Capitol and wipe their feces on the wall tell us which bathrooms to use.
November 20, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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Linda McMahon. Was Wile E Coyote unavailable.
November 20, 2024 at 3:08 AM
……noodles? #urgentcare #pasta #wtf
November 20, 2024 at 3:32 PM
The replies 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Y’all are funny
Name a better qualified doctor than Dr. Oz, we’ll go first:
November 20, 2024 at 3:17 PM
#TongueOutTuesday you say? Stella says BET. #dogsofbluesky
November 19, 2024 at 8:46 PM
STICK!!!!!!! #dogsofbluesky
November 18, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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The idea that you *must* coexist with and listen to people who are cruel, unjust, and just plain unpleasant to be around is the logic of abusers, by the way
November 17, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Today I went to a friend’s house and we played with dogs and ate pizza. For a little while everything felt alright. Pocket of joy.
November 16, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Where my GBBO people at?? Feels like it’s gonna be between Dylan and Georgie, right??
November 16, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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So can we create a Bluesky version of America next?
November 15, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Here’s Stella with a leaf on her head! #dogsofbluesky
November 15, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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leak the fucking report, you all have 473 reporters on speed dial, stop playing by rules nobody cares about and embarrass these people by any means necessary
The House Ethics Committee meeting tomorrow in which members were scheduled to vote on whether to release the Matt Gaetz report has been CANCELED, per Reese Gorman
November 15, 2024 at 12:40 AM