the more embarrassing your urgent care problem, the hotter the urgent care staff. This is the way of things.
September 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
the more embarrassing your urgent care problem, the hotter the urgent care staff. This is the way of things.
There is a man outside that has been doing some Loud Ass Yardwork since 8 am and I am trying as hard as I can to explode him with my mind - it’s been TWO HOURS of non stop leaf blower noise
September 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
There is a man outside that has been doing some Loud Ass Yardwork since 8 am and I am trying as hard as I can to explode him with my mind - it’s been TWO HOURS of non stop leaf blower noise
pisses me off that working out works. Just sat down and my body is better at SITTING now
August 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
pisses me off that working out works. Just sat down and my body is better at SITTING now
I wish Google maps had a setting for “least fuckass route” - was driving the other day and it wanted me to skip a traffic light by taking five unprotected left turns. Would be cool if I just robbed a bank and was trying to evade the cops, but terrible for driving home from a birthday party at 11pm
August 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I wish Google maps had a setting for “least fuckass route” - was driving the other day and it wanted me to skip a traffic light by taking five unprotected left turns. Would be cool if I just robbed a bank and was trying to evade the cops, but terrible for driving home from a birthday party at 11pm
started Adderall again. realized I maybe should have gotten back on it sooner when I was sitting there a couple hours after taking it and said for real out loud to nobody “it’s a good life.”
August 16, 2025 at 6:57 AM
started Adderall again. realized I maybe should have gotten back on it sooner when I was sitting there a couple hours after taking it and said for real out loud to nobody “it’s a good life.”
is this week “grind metal really loud outside your house” week or something cause my neighbors are all participating
August 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
is this week “grind metal really loud outside your house” week or something cause my neighbors are all participating
the landscaping guys check in to see how tired I am and if I got less than 6.5 hours of sleep they bring their extra loud weedwhackers and really focus down the spot under my window
August 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
the landscaping guys check in to see how tired I am and if I got less than 6.5 hours of sleep they bring their extra loud weedwhackers and really focus down the spot under my window
I love being outside and hanging out and seeing people who are all passionate about the same thing as me! Life is truly truly about being together!!
July 26, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I love being outside and hanging out and seeing people who are all passionate about the same thing as me! Life is truly truly about being together!!
Took a single hit off a joint brought by the biggest stoner I know and now my soul is untethered from the material plane
July 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Took a single hit off a joint brought by the biggest stoner I know and now my soul is untethered from the material plane
If you’re outside at 8:30 am on a Saturday doing LOUD ASS YARDWORK just know you will not see the gates of heaven
July 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If you’re outside at 8:30 am on a Saturday doing LOUD ASS YARDWORK just know you will not see the gates of heaven
The rise of compression socks means that I get to see a lot of guys wearing cunty little kneesocks in the gym - GREAT for me
July 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The rise of compression socks means that I get to see a lot of guys wearing cunty little kneesocks in the gym - GREAT for me
Are there footy pajamas that are just the pants? I like the idea of built in socks but getting all the way naked to pee just isn’t the vibe
June 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Are there footy pajamas that are just the pants? I like the idea of built in socks but getting all the way naked to pee just isn’t the vibe
my genie wishes are:
speak every human language
One trillion dollars
A gnome that will follow me around and shout “NORMAL” or “NOT NORMAL” after every social interaction I have so that I know if I was weird or not
speak every human language
One trillion dollars
A gnome that will follow me around and shout “NORMAL” or “NOT NORMAL” after every social interaction I have so that I know if I was weird or not
June 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
my genie wishes are:
speak every human language
One trillion dollars
A gnome that will follow me around and shout “NORMAL” or “NOT NORMAL” after every social interaction I have so that I know if I was weird or not
speak every human language
One trillion dollars
A gnome that will follow me around and shout “NORMAL” or “NOT NORMAL” after every social interaction I have so that I know if I was weird or not
Hey this is the internet and I’m advertising the coolest event in the world to you
Yes it’s a waterpark adults only night with bars scattered around the park
And the best part?
We’ve perfectly scheduled it so it’s on the weekend of your college friends wedding you already said yes to
Yes it’s a waterpark adults only night with bars scattered around the park
And the best part?
We’ve perfectly scheduled it so it’s on the weekend of your college friends wedding you already said yes to
June 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Hey this is the internet and I’m advertising the coolest event in the world to you
Yes it’s a waterpark adults only night with bars scattered around the park
And the best part?
We’ve perfectly scheduled it so it’s on the weekend of your college friends wedding you already said yes to
Yes it’s a waterpark adults only night with bars scattered around the park
And the best part?
We’ve perfectly scheduled it so it’s on the weekend of your college friends wedding you already said yes to
manager And trainer are out of office today at work I’m unchained
I’m gonna do something weird
I’m gonna do something weird
May 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
manager And trainer are out of office today at work I’m unchained
I’m gonna do something weird
I’m gonna do something weird
you can’t convince me that the antivax movement is about anything other than “needles scary”
Overgrown toddler logic tbh
Overgrown toddler logic tbh
May 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
you can’t convince me that the antivax movement is about anything other than “needles scary”
Overgrown toddler logic tbh
Overgrown toddler logic tbh
only got three more days at my job so I only have to hear that awful piano cover of high hopes 20 more times
March 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
only got three more days at my job so I only have to hear that awful piano cover of high hopes 20 more times
HRT is unquestionably in the top 5 things that have ever happened to me but the side effect that’s really getting me is it keeps making me get pimples in places I cannot put a pimple patch one (edge of lip, under eyebrow)
March 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
HRT is unquestionably in the top 5 things that have ever happened to me but the side effect that’s really getting me is it keeps making me get pimples in places I cannot put a pimple patch one (edge of lip, under eyebrow)
*customer service voice* great! I’m gonna need you to go ahead and gargle my balls for me.
March 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
*customer service voice* great! I’m gonna need you to go ahead and gargle my balls for me.
Tragedy - eurobeat song had incredible beat but incredibly cringe lyrics
March 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Tragedy - eurobeat song had incredible beat but incredibly cringe lyrics
my shoes are making the most stock sound effect ass footsteps I’ve ever heard. I sound like Mr. Stanley Parable
March 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
my shoes are making the most stock sound effect ass footsteps I’ve ever heard. I sound like Mr. Stanley Parable
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Got a Steam Deck and confused about which of your games work on it? Wonder what those little icons mean? Here's a handy official guide to help you start with PC gaming on the go!
January 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Got a Steam Deck and confused about which of your games work on it? Wonder what those little icons mean? Here's a handy official guide to help you start with PC gaming on the go!
just as a heads up if you’re calling someone about trying to get a fee (like say a no show fee) waived and they start saying things like “oh well, we can’t waive it unless there’s a good reason like if you were SICK” you say oh yes sir I was so sick I couldn’t call in I am so sorry
December 11, 2024 at 12:29 AM
just as a heads up if you’re calling someone about trying to get a fee (like say a no show fee) waived and they start saying things like “oh well, we can’t waive it unless there’s a good reason like if you were SICK” you say oh yes sir I was so sick I couldn’t call in I am so sorry
All these “gamify your habits” apps don’t work for me cause the rewards are all ass - give me a gacha game where you can pull for anime boys by doing my chores and I’ll be the healthiest person alive
December 6, 2024 at 4:17 PM
All these “gamify your habits” apps don’t work for me cause the rewards are all ass - give me a gacha game where you can pull for anime boys by doing my chores and I’ll be the healthiest person alive
I am actually so pissed off
I was frying up delicious over easy eggs for breakfast and I went to turn over my over easy eggs and they EXPLODED. Yolk launched. Landed on counter. I’m spattered in egg whites.
Why did this happen. No egg for me.
I was frying up delicious over easy eggs for breakfast and I went to turn over my over easy eggs and they EXPLODED. Yolk launched. Landed on counter. I’m spattered in egg whites.
Why did this happen. No egg for me.
November 14, 2024 at 3:22 PM
I am actually so pissed off
I was frying up delicious over easy eggs for breakfast and I went to turn over my over easy eggs and they EXPLODED. Yolk launched. Landed on counter. I’m spattered in egg whites.
Why did this happen. No egg for me.
I was frying up delicious over easy eggs for breakfast and I went to turn over my over easy eggs and they EXPLODED. Yolk launched. Landed on counter. I’m spattered in egg whites.
Why did this happen. No egg for me.