"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense

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Whatcha doing looking at my face~
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That's it, boobiebrain~
You're coming home with me tonight!
And you're glazing these wobbly porntits until you're shooting blanks~

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