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“It feels good and the parts to do it are attached to your body—how much simpler could I have made it?” said the Lord
God Wondering When Humans Will Realize Purpose Of Life Masturbating Continually
THE HEAVENS—Expressing His confusion as to how their true calling continued to elude them, God Almighty, our Lord and Heavenly Father, was reportedly wondering Wednesday when humans would realize that...
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Finally my true calling revealed!
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February 18, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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just another family trip to the beach
February 19, 2026 at 6:52 AM
just another family trip to the beach
Finally my true calling revealed!
“It feels good and the parts to do it are attached to your body—how much simpler could I have made it?” said the Lord
God Wondering When Humans Will Realize Purpose Of Life Masturbating Continually
THE HEAVENS—Expressing His confusion as to how their true calling continued to elude them, God Almighty, our Lord and Heavenly Father, was reportedly wondering Wednesday when humans would realize that...
theonion.com
February 19, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Finally my true calling revealed!
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𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐕𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨
Ready for a 60-second hypnotic plunge into my world of raw beauty, shameless intimacy and wild lust woven into a fever dream? Showcasing selected moments slipping past too fast grasp, but vivid enough to leave their mark. Edited with love, enjoy ❤️
𝘌𝘹𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘬𝘺
Ready for a 60-second hypnotic plunge into my world of raw beauty, shameless intimacy and wild lust woven into a fever dream? Showcasing selected moments slipping past too fast grasp, but vivid enough to leave their mark. Edited with love, enjoy ❤️
𝘌𝘹𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘬𝘺
April 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐕𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨
Ready for a 60-second hypnotic plunge into my world of raw beauty, shameless intimacy and wild lust woven into a fever dream? Showcasing selected moments slipping past too fast grasp, but vivid enough to leave their mark. Edited with love, enjoy ❤️
𝘌𝘹𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘬𝘺
Ready for a 60-second hypnotic plunge into my world of raw beauty, shameless intimacy and wild lust woven into a fever dream? Showcasing selected moments slipping past too fast grasp, but vivid enough to leave their mark. Edited with love, enjoy ❤️
𝘌𝘹𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘬𝘺
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the flexier and bendier the better. which are you
emptying your balls to?
emptying your balls to?
February 18, 2026 at 7:05 AM
the flexier and bendier the better. which are you
emptying your balls to?
emptying your balls to?
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