Malört Supernova
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Few pilots have the skill it takes to mash the rudder pedals back and forth like a child on a tricycle until the vertical stab wrenches itself free
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Few pilots have the skill it takes to mash the rudder pedals back and forth like a child on a tricycle until the vertical stab wrenches itself free
It was built into some of the early web filtering software used by elementary schools too. I loved reading about the Buttbuttination of President Lincoln
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It was built into some of the early web filtering software used by elementary schools too. I loved reading about the Buttbuttination of President Lincoln
On the eighth, ninth, tenth, and eleventh day, God spoke: I still have clean underwear in the drawer. This is a temporary state of affairs. I’m not doing this forever, tomorrow I will be better
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
On the eighth, ninth, tenth, and eleventh day, God spoke: I still have clean underwear in the drawer. This is a temporary state of affairs. I’m not doing this forever, tomorrow I will be better
Do not the car
November 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Do not the car
>loading a roll of 800T
>ask my friend if they know any photography spots
>suggests a place all the street photographers rave about
>ask my friend if it’s another fucking gas station
>friend laughs and says “nah dude i promise it’s a cool spot”
>it’s a gas station
>ask my friend if they know any photography spots
>suggests a place all the street photographers rave about
>ask my friend if it’s another fucking gas station
>friend laughs and says “nah dude i promise it’s a cool spot”
>it’s a gas station
November 16, 2025 at 6:26 AM
>loading a roll of 800T
>ask my friend if they know any photography spots
>suggests a place all the street photographers rave about
>ask my friend if it’s another fucking gas station
>friend laughs and says “nah dude i promise it’s a cool spot”
>it’s a gas station
>ask my friend if they know any photography spots
>suggests a place all the street photographers rave about
>ask my friend if it’s another fucking gas station
>friend laughs and says “nah dude i promise it’s a cool spot”
>it’s a gas station
Extruded thoughts. Fun, malleable, great with marinara sauce
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Extruded thoughts. Fun, malleable, great with marinara sauce
007: Slappers Only. Oddjob returns as an unslappable criminal mastermind
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
007: Slappers Only. Oddjob returns as an unslappable criminal mastermind
This is the sort of thing Heinkel would’ve put on the drawing board to milk a few more marks out of the RLM before the Russians kicked the door in. Real March 1945 design work here
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 AM
This is the sort of thing Heinkel would’ve put on the drawing board to milk a few more marks out of the RLM before the Russians kicked the door in. Real March 1945 design work here
+4:45 like that weird little slice of Australia
November 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
+4:45 like that weird little slice of Australia
but losing that extra hour of daylight is the one thing staving off climate change
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
but losing that extra hour of daylight is the one thing staving off climate change
the best music in all of human history was written when I, specifically, was 17-25 years old
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
the best music in all of human history was written when I, specifically, was 17-25 years old
“Someone almost ran me over with their truck today”
“I was driving a Ford Bronco, which is technically an SUV, casting your whole story into doubt”
“I was driving a Ford Bronco, which is technically an SUV, casting your whole story into doubt”
October 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
“Someone almost ran me over with their truck today”
“I was driving a Ford Bronco, which is technically an SUV, casting your whole story into doubt”
“I was driving a Ford Bronco, which is technically an SUV, casting your whole story into doubt”
There’s gotta be a link between people in the suburbs having no social life and this strict definition of “auntie” as “my parent’s biological sister who visits every 3-5 years”
October 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
There’s gotta be a link between people in the suburbs having no social life and this strict definition of “auntie” as “my parent’s biological sister who visits every 3-5 years”
the “piece of shit but a good kid” cousin is the one you call when you lock your keys in the car
October 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
the “piece of shit but a good kid” cousin is the one you call when you lock your keys in the car
but they’re seasoned, like a cast iron
October 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
but they’re seasoned, like a cast iron
TERRAIN
TERRAIN
TERRAIN
October 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
TERRAIN
TERRAIN
TERRAIN
Slapping together a YA Romantasy Horror series called The Mind Killer Chronicles, permanently wrecking everyone’s Dune search results
October 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Slapping together a YA Romantasy Horror series called The Mind Killer Chronicles, permanently wrecking everyone’s Dune search results
If you die in Canada, you die in real life
October 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
If you die in Canada, you die in real life
Complete lack of imagination on their part. We wanted a fuckin sick robot tiger that shoots missiles and has laser claws and instead they gave us a headless cop informant dog
October 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Complete lack of imagination on their part. We wanted a fuckin sick robot tiger that shoots missiles and has laser claws and instead they gave us a headless cop informant dog
The party of attending fundraisers and book tours until you get elected and other people attend your fundraisers and book tours
October 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The party of attending fundraisers and book tours until you get elected and other people attend your fundraisers and book tours