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Garden Recklessly
@goobsgarden.bsky.social
Gardener. Okra Winfrey energy. Owner of cats & dogs. Making it happen in a small space in Zone 10B. 100% Crop Rocker. Community-minded. Power to the People. Interested in cooking and eating everything I grow, and showing you what I know and how I do it.
I don't know who needs this but: TOUGHER THAN TOM MOSQUITO TNT IS 25% OFF THIS WEEKEND.

Listen, I'm not an influencer or a sponsored lady.

I'm a human w/ skin & blood that is irresistible to mosquitoes. Toms works. IT WORKS. I'm a gardener in the deep south. IT WORKS. 🦟🚫👩🏽‍🌾🌱

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March 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
When you vote for trash, you get trash.
This is what he signed an EO and might destroy at the Education Department.
March 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
It's #Tomato Thursday! And guess what? More #tomatoes have been harvested. This photo is titled, "Tomato overachiever found buried alive under masochistic amount of tomatoes." Gardening is hard work. Tomato recipes welcome. 👩🏽‍🌾🍅🌱

#gardening #organicgardening #organicgarden #FloridaGarden #GrowingFood
March 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Newsletters from @jefftiedrich.bsky.social catch me up on everything and let these gems embed themselves into my brain forever:

"worst case, you end up like Zelensky, tag-teamed by Donny and some shithead who fucks furniture."

Ty for your service, sir. 🫡
March 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The Great #Tomato Harvest of 2025 is here. Each year I plant too many & then collect them & complain every day until May. (Our season is from Sept-May, opposite of everyone else's.) This year, to add to my tomawoes, I planted a bumper crop. 'Mater Masochist in the house! 🌱 #OrganicGarden #Gardening
March 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Today's basket of joy. 💐❤️
I like growing food, but as my gardening journey has evolved, I grow 30% flowers amongst the fruit and veg. I get higher yields, more pollinators and happiness year round. Here's a little color for your eyeballs. 👩🏽‍🌾🌱 #Gardening #CutFlowers #MyGarden #Gardener #FloridaGarden
March 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Outside my window: My nemesis, the invasive #iguana. #Iguanas destroy our gardens, native plants, native species, microclimate ecosystem and spread salmonella. I plant blue pea everywhere so they eat the flowers, not my garden, but they're real fucking dicks. 🌱 #gardening #Florida #garden #pests #FL
March 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
In another time, knowing a celebrity or someone rich and connected in Miami was a flex.

In this time, knowing the organic egg plug from the chicken farm in the Southwest Ranches is the most Kardashian thing you can be doing with your life. 🌱
🥚 #Eggs #BuyLocal #Community #LocalFarmers #FloridaLife
March 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This morning's #banana harvest. Did you know that when you harvest #bananas you have to knock down the whole tree? Yep. They are one timers. But they put out little baby trees, too. So it's a cycle. But also, a damn mission. Lol 🌱 #gardening #floridagarden #greenthumb #gardener #harvest #growfood
February 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Making new friends in the garden. #SulphurButterflies are born and grow into adult #caterpillars in my candlestick #cassia. Then they travel over to my strawberries and form their #chrysalis. I do it all for the ecosystem. 👩🏽‍🌾❤️🌱

#FloridaGarden #ButterflyGarden #Pollinators #MyGarden #SkyGardens #Hi
February 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Today was a sad day as I discovered that purple/black carrots do not actually yield purple/black carrot cake.

Alas, In the end, all carrot cake becomes carrot cake color.

Luckily, it remains delicious.

But now I have baskets of purple/black #carrots to process.

Lol #gardening is fun. 🌱 #garden
February 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Lemon pie, salted sourdough crust w/ #ClitoriaTernatea flowers (butterfly pea/ #BluePea) from the garden. Double blues, double lavender, light blue & single blue flowers we picked this morning. W/ popcorn as packing peanuts so the pie wouldn't shift around. 🌱 #FreshBaked #Gardening #EdibleFlowers
February 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Garden views: Our front lawn - no grass just flowers, broccoli & Moringa trees we use for food, medicine and green manure. I can't stress enough that you can grow food on your lawn and you should. Grass is for fools. 🌱 #Gardeners #MyGarden #FloridaGarden #GrowFood #Gardening #GreenThumbs #👩🏽‍🌾
February 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Happy Valentine's Day 💘
Garden Views: this is our backyard garden. Onion beds covered in cattle panel to deter the garden cats and a papaya tree in each bed. We also have a wild growth of sungold tomatoes and about 40 banana trees back here. ♡👩🏽‍🌾 🌱 #MyGarden #Gardening #Gardener #GreenThumb #growfood
February 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Garden Views: this is my front lawn. No grass. Growing onions, carrots, tomatoes, sweet potatoes, yucca, broccoli, herbs, berries, peppers, eggplants, flowers, canna edulis, ginger, turmeric and moringa. 🌱 #MyGarden #Gardening #Gardeners #FloridaGarden #OrganicGarden #GrowingFood #GreenThumbs #ItMe
February 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Ugh. I hate watering the garden. But, I 💜 harvesting stuff, so I suck it up & fight mosquitoes in our gross Florida winter weather. (Hot/dry.). Today, I cut bok choy for dinner & these Valentine's Flowers for myself. 🌱 #Gardening #Garden #Gardener #MyGarden #Flowers #Harvest #FloridaGarden #Zone10B
February 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Sharing my #GardenViews. Mayhap youll share yours w/ me. Little Windows to the ways we grow. This is my front yard. No grass. Berries, tomatoes, carrots,onions,peppers, herbs broccoli, moringa, yucca, sweet potato, squash & flowers. #Gardening #MyGarden #Gardener #OrganicGarden #FloridaGarden #ItMe
February 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I would like you to refer to me by my spiritual name: Broccky Balboa. Also, marry someone who is all in when you say, "Let's do a photoshoot of me and my broccoli." #Garden #Gardening #OrganicGarden #Gardener #MyGarden #Broccoli #🥦 #GrowingFood #BrownJoy #GreenThumb #FloridaGarden #GardenTips #ItMe
February 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Was saddened by the state of the world so I thought I'd watch a movie. #TheWildRobot just destroyed my marshmallow heart and now I'm absolutely sadder but fully invested in moving to the wilderness and living with animals. #Goals
a cartoon duck is walking through a field of grass and flowers .
ALT: a cartoon duck is walking through a field of grass and flowers .
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February 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
It is tomato season in Florida Zone 10B and as my tomatoes come in, I'm reminded of seasons gone by...

Did I plant too many and will I be flooded with relentless tomatoes again?

Of course. I'm nothing if not consistent in my masochism. ♡

#Tomatoes #Gardens #Gardening #Gardener #OrganicGarden
February 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Meet my Organic Purrennials! 📲 Important facts about me: I grow my own flowers, my garden is a haven for stray kittens and I'm a foster fail every. fucking. time. 🐈🐈‍⬛👩🏽‍🌾💐

#FlowerGardening #Gardeners #Gardening #Cats #Flowers #Hello #👩🏽‍🌾 #GreenThumb #OrganicGarden #CatLovers #FlowerGarden #MyGarden
February 1, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Vibe: Big Melon Energy.🍉
Mantra: "Choose joy, motherfuckers."
Known For: Unsolicited produce.
Problematic: Plants too many tomatoes every damn season.
Community: They who hoe, they who grow.
Mission statement: "Don't be a root nematode, bro."
#gardening #ItMe #GrowFood #Gardeners #Hello #🍉 #👩🏽‍🌾
February 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Hi! I pulled these carrots out of my garden today. Im calling them "The Lovers". If these 2 found each other, held on tight in the darkness and flourished...you can, too. Find your people in these uncertain times, cling to each other and thrive. 🌱 #Gardening #Garden101 #Community #Carrots #FindJoy
February 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM