Rip Thorne | Gonzo Journalist
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gonzoalerts.com Your guide through the American Freakshow. Exposing the savage absurdity the mainstream ignores. Raw takes, no punches pulled. Reality optional. #TruthSeeker #Gonzo
Beyond the boardroom busts, there's a trail of foreign policy fumbles. Iran, Afghanistan, Ukraine... The "art of the deal" looks more like the art of chaos. Our latest dispatch from a dive bar.
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#TrumpFail #TrumpBirthday #BusinessFailures #ArtOfTheFail
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#TrumpFail #TrumpBirthday #BusinessFailures #ArtOfTheFail
June 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Beyond the boardroom busts, there's a trail of foreign policy fumbles. Iran, Afghanistan, Ukraine... The "art of the deal" looks more like the art of chaos. Our latest dispatch from a dive bar.
gonzoalerts.com/happy-fascis...
#TrumpFail #TrumpBirthday #BusinessFailures #ArtOfTheFail
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#TrumpFail #TrumpBirthday #BusinessFailures #ArtOfTheFail
LA Day 4: From angry shouts to urban warfare. Trump sent the Guard, then MARINES. This isn't rescue; it's kicking the beehive.
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#LAChaos #PoliticalTheater
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#LAChaos #PoliticalTheater
June 10, 2025 at 10:25 AM
LA Day 4: From angry shouts to urban warfare. Trump sent the Guard, then MARINES. This isn't rescue; it's kicking the beehive.
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#LAChaos #PoliticalTheater
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#LAChaos #PoliticalTheater
Into SF's Tenderloin: Sleeping rough amidst the fentanyl storm. Raw stories, brutal realities. This isn't just news, it's an experience.
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#TenderloinSF #Fentanyl #Gonzo #StreetView #Crisis
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#TenderloinSF #Fentanyl #Gonzo #StreetView #Crisis
May 30, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Into SF's Tenderloin: Sleeping rough amidst the fentanyl storm. Raw stories, brutal realities. This isn't just news, it's an experience.
Read more: gonzoalerts .com (link in bio)
#TenderloinSF #Fentanyl #Gonzo #StreetView #Crisis
Read more: gonzoalerts .com (link in bio)
#TenderloinSF #Fentanyl #Gonzo #StreetView #Crisis
Is your playlist feeling a little too... safe? Our latest article investigates how algorithms and gatekeepers are homogenizing music, turning unique sounds into forgettable "product."
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#MusicDiscovery #AuthenticMusic #Gatekeepers #DigitalCulture
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#MusicDiscovery #AuthenticMusic #Gatekeepers #DigitalCulture
May 9, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Is your playlist feeling a little too... safe? Our latest article investigates how algorithms and gatekeepers are homogenizing music, turning unique sounds into forgettable "product."
Dive in: gonzoalerts.com/gonzo-music-...
#MusicDiscovery #AuthenticMusic #Gatekeepers #DigitalCulture
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#MusicDiscovery #AuthenticMusic #Gatekeepers #DigitalCulture
Just landed in Moscow. Drones grounding flights, stone-faced officials, and a persistent black Lada for company. The Victory Day parade is coming, and the tension is electric. My gonzo report:
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#Russia #ReportFromMoscow #GonzoJournalism
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#Russia #ReportFromMoscow #GonzoJournalism
May 8, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Just landed in Moscow. Drones grounding flights, stone-faced officials, and a persistent black Lada for company. The Victory Day parade is coming, and the tension is electric. My gonzo report:
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#Russia #ReportFromMoscow #GonzoJournalism
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#Russia #ReportFromMoscow #GonzoJournalism
Raw gonzo dispatch: Trump/Vance push disastrous Ukraine deal as Kyiv takes hits. Haunted by Damascus & lost time, a reporter fights recall orders, feeling the pull of the real story—in the chaos. #Gonzo #Ukraine #TrumpVance
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April 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Raw gonzo dispatch: Trump/Vance push disastrous Ukraine deal as Kyiv takes hits. Haunted by Damascus & lost time, a reporter fights recall orders, feeling the pull of the real story—in the chaos. #Gonzo #Ukraine #TrumpVance
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Tripping balls in Amsterdam & ranting about social media's 2025 dumpster fire 🔥 TikTok news? Meta's profit-fueled hate? AI spying? It's worse than you think. Read the full Gonzo dispatch. #Gonzo #SocialMediaCritique #Paranoia #Amsterdam gonzoalerts.com/paranoia-in-...
April 22, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Tripping balls in Amsterdam & ranting about social media's 2025 dumpster fire 🔥 TikTok news? Meta's profit-fueled hate? AI spying? It's worse than you think. Read the full Gonzo dispatch. #Gonzo #SocialMediaCritique #Paranoia #Amsterdam gonzoalerts.com/paranoia-in-...
Classified Jokes
Stepping out of Schipol, blinking under the brutal, buzzing fluorescent glare that hums like a dentist’s drill against your skull, the stale air tasting faintly of recycled farts – you gotta wonder, right? The whole grotesque carnival back there.
Stepping out of Schipol, blinking under the brutal, buzzing fluorescent glare that hums like a dentist’s drill against your skull, the stale air tasting faintly of recycled farts – you gotta wonder, right? The whole grotesque carnival back there.
April 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Classified Jokes
Stepping out of Schipol, blinking under the brutal, buzzing fluorescent glare that hums like a dentist’s drill against your skull, the stale air tasting faintly of recycled farts – you gotta wonder, right? The whole grotesque carnival back there.
Stepping out of Schipol, blinking under the brutal, buzzing fluorescent glare that hums like a dentist’s drill against your skull, the stale air tasting faintly of recycled farts – you gotta wonder, right? The whole grotesque carnival back there.