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Rip Thorne | Gonzo Journalist
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gonzoalerts.com Your guide through the American Freakshow. Exposing the savage absurdity the mainstream ignores. Raw takes, no punches pulled. Reality optional. #TruthSeeker #Gonzo
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A Savage Journey Into The Heart Of The Magnetic Void
Analyzing President Trump's bizarre claim that 'nobody knows what magnets are,' this article explores the alarming rise of weaponized ignorance and the decline of shared reality in modern politics.
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November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Alligator Alcatraz?? Trump calls his base "weaklings" for demanding the Epstein files. As the MAGA civil war heats up, a bizarre story of a lewd doodle for Epstein adds fuel to the fire. The chaos is the point. gonzoalerts.com/swamp-fever-...
#EpsteinFiles #MAGA #Trump
Swamp Fever: Epstein, MAGA Meltdown, Gator Prisons
The ghost of Jeffrey Epstein tears MAGA apart. Trump calls his base "weaklings" for wanting the files, as a lewd letter to the pedophile surfaces.
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July 18, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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American Dream dead? Gonzo dispatch from Laos compares Nixon's rot to Trump's chaos. Savage journey continues. Read: gonzoalerts.com/drowning-of-...
Drowning of a Dream: Gonzo’s Take On America’s Decline
From a Laos hammock, a Gonzo look at the American Dream's death, comparing Nixon's rot to Trump's viral chaos in a media swamp. The Savage journey continues.
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July 15, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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Acid trip, goblin patrols, and a leaked call expose Thailand's political chaos & human nature's dark side. Read the Gonzo dispatch: gonzoalerts.com/borderline-p...

#gonzotrip #thaiborder #humannature
Borderline Psychosis: A Trip to the Rot at the Heart of Man
An acid-drenched odyssey through the Thai jungle, dodging goblins while uncovering Bangkok's political chaos and humanity's dark heart.
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July 11, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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Thai-Cambodian border tension is boiling. Bomb drills, history, and the military's shadow. Read the dispatch: gonzoalerts.com/high-on-chan...

#Thailand #Cambodia #PreahVihear #BorderDispute #GonzoJournalism
High on Chang & History: Chasing Ghosts on the Thai Border
Chasing ghosts & gunfire on the Thai-Cambodian border. History, politics, and tension around Preah Vihear Temple. Is a coup brewing? A gonzo dispatch.
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July 1, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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Escaping DC's nuclear farce for the raw reality of the Cambodian border. The swamp argues over bent metal while real blood spills.
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#GonzoJournalism #SavageJourney #DCPolitics #CambodiaThailand
Escaping DC’s Political Deluge for the Cambodian Borderlands
Escaping DC's nuclear circus for raw reality. From Iran nuke spin to bloody border clashes, the real stories are far from the swamp. A savage journey begins.
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June 27, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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Bombs dropped, uranium gone, and now a "ceasefire" only Trump understands. The Iran situation is peak 2024. My dive into "Midnight Hammer" and its bizarre aftermath. This cartoon sums it up. 🤦‍♂️ Read more: gonzoalerts.com/trumps-iran-... #IranStrike #TrumpLogic #GonzoJournalism #PoliticalCartoon
Trump’s Iran Bomb-Fest: Did The Damn Thing Even Work?
Trump bombed Iran. Where's the uranium? DC's a swamp. Time to escape the chaos and chase the story – Baghdad or Bangkok? Read the Gonzo dispatch.
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June 24, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Your $14.99 all-you-can-eat buffet? It costs a whole lot more than you think. My latest Gonzo dive uncovers the human misery, exploitation, and shadow economies behind the steam tables. The soft-serve machine is broken, folks. Read why: gonzoalerts.com/gonzo-digs-i...

#BuffetExpose #TheRealCost
Gonzo Digs In: The Exploited Souls Behind Cheap Buffets
Beyond the steam tables & cheap sushi: A Gonzo journey into the buffet's underbelly. Unveiling the unseen workers & the true price of gluttony.
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June 22, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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Got my hands on Trump's 900-page nightmare: Project 2025. It's a hostile takeover manual, and they're following it page by page. See what they're planning for America.

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#Project2025Blueprint #MAGAagenda
Project 2025: The Hostile Takeover of DC is Scary Real
DC Dispatch: Project 2025's shadow play is real. The madness is just getting started. A gonzo report from the belly of the beast.
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June 20, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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Beyond the boardroom busts, there's a trail of foreign policy fumbles. Iran, Afghanistan, Ukraine... The "art of the deal" looks more like the art of chaos. Our latest dispatch from a dive bar.

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#TrumpFail #TrumpBirthday #BusinessFailures #ArtOfTheFail
June 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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LA Day 4: From angry shouts to urban warfare. Trump sent the Guard, then MARINES. This isn't rescue; it's kicking the beehive.

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#LAChaos #PoliticalTheater
June 10, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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Kerch Bridge hit, Trump calls Putin, then MAGA civil war erupts over Epstein files between Trump & Musk. Wild ride.

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#Gonzo #UkraineWar #MAGA #Epstein
MAGA Civil War: Elon Musk Throws Devastating Epstein Bomb!
Kerch Bridge blasted, Trump talks to Putin, then the MAGA world explodes as Trump & Musk feud goes full Epstein. Gonzo chaos reigns.
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June 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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While one tech mogul's 'efficiency' plan imploded spectacularly in DC, another corner of tech quietly unleashed autonomous AI drones. The future isn't coming, it's here – and it's armed. My take: gonzoalerts.com/musks-black-...

#AIDrones #Musk #DOGEDisaster #EthicalAI
Musk’s Black Eye DOGE Disaster. Rise of the Killer Robots!
Musk's chaotic DOGE exit, drug rumors, and a chilling new era of AI killer drones. The future is here, and it's terrifying. Washington meets tech's dark side.
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June 3, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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Into SF's Tenderloin: Sleeping rough amidst the fentanyl storm. Raw stories, brutal realities. This isn't just news, it's an experience.

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#TenderloinSF #Fentanyl #Gonzo #StreetView #Crisis
May 30, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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Kicked the Harley north, straight into America's fractured soul. 4 days on the road, witnessing raw political division from Hudson Valley's bruised blue to Trump Country's defiant roar. Gonzo journey.
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#AmericaFractured #GonzoJournalism #PoliticalDivide #HarleyRide
A Gonzo Road Trip: Neighbors at War, Dystopian Memorials
A gonzo Harley ride through America's fractured soul. From blue enclaves to Trump country, witnessing a national seizure. Neighbors warring. Raw and real.
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May 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Forget the sci-fi flicks, the robot takeover is already underway. 🤖
Get a raw, unfiltered dive into the chrome-plated chaos of our automated future.
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#RoboticsRevolution #AIatWork #FutureOfJobs #KillerRobots #AutomationNation #GonzoTech
Gonzo NYC: Killer Bots, AI Jobs, & Trump’s Ghost Factories
Gonzo NYC: Plunge in as Rip Thorne gets wired on robots, AI, and Blue Dream. Chrome nightmares & killer bots await. The future's wild, fast, and out of control.
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May 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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Helsinki calm shattered by news: Habeas Corpus under fire in the US! Miller pushing constitutional carnage while Trump eyes a FREE golden jet. Back to the meat grinder we go. Gonzo report from the airport floor.
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Stephen Miller, Habeas Corpus and the Invasion Deception
Modern politics? It feels like a bad trip map. Seek truth in chaos. Navigating reality vs official lies & threats to freedom. The gonzo breakdown
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May 13, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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A parade that just paints over the cracks. What's it like on the ground in Moscow for the Victory Day Parade?

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#ontheground #VictoryDay2025 #paintingthecracks #gonzo reporting
Victory Day in Moscow. Gonzo reporting from the trenches.
Gonzo Look: Moscow Victory Parade 2025. Red Square's forced spectacle, palpable tension, and the official narrative fraying under the weight of war.
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May 10, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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Is your playlist feeling a little too... safe? Our latest article investigates how algorithms and gatekeepers are homogenizing music, turning unique sounds into forgettable "product."
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#MusicDiscovery #AuthenticMusic #Gatekeepers #DigitalCulture
May 9, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Just landed in Moscow. Drones grounding flights, stone-faced officials, and a persistent black Lada for company. The Victory Day parade is coming, and the tension is electric. My gonzo report:

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#Russia #ReportFromMoscow #GonzoJournalism
May 8, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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While Moscow preps its parade, India & Pakistan trade missiles! 🚀 The global freak show is in full swing. Rip Thorne connects the dots from Kyiv to Red Square & beyond.
#GlobalChaos #IndiaPakistan #Russia #PoliticalCircus #WarReport #gonzo
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Moscow Madness 2025: Putin’s Victory Parade, Gonzo Report -
That complimentary vodka they're pouring in business class? It's hitting the spot, making the hum of the engines morph into a symphony of societal breakdown.
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May 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Vodka hangovers in Krakow & staggering US tourism declines. Coincidence? Maybe not. Read the Gonzo take on America's emerging "ghost town" status, trade woes & the view from abroad.

#Gonzo #USTourism #Decline #AmericaFirst

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America Last: Tourists look elsewhere. Less toys for kids!
US tourism decline is accelerating faster than my descent into delirium last night. Overseas arrivals? Down 11.6% in March. Canadians, those polite neighbors?
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May 6, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Did you see this? Vietnam held a massive celebration, but Chinese troops marching in HCMC for the first time has stunned many. Learn how they're walking the tightrope.
👇 #Vietnam #China #History #MilitaryDisplay #Geopolitics #Discussion

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Napalm to Noodles: Vietnam Moves On, Did America Forget?
It’s the 50th anniversary of Vietnamese reunification, and while the locals are toasting peace and prosperity with cheap lager and grilled squid,
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May 3, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Trump's tariff chaos (Russia ok!), Bezos bending knee, ICE horrors & tattoo theater. The political freak show never stops.

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#Trump #Politics #Gonzo
101 Days of Trump, and the Weird Gonzo Trip Continues
Gonzo dispatch tackles the Trump freak show: insane tariffs (Russia exempt!), Melania's Amazon deal, ICE horrors, deported kids & the savage journey
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May 1, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Trump's first 100 days: Promises vs. Reality, filtered through a Kyiv train flashback & a dose of Gonzo chaos. Forget spin, this is raw. 🤯 Read the full trip: 👇

#Trump100Days #GonzoJournalism #Politics #SubjectiveReporting #PromisesVsReality #USPolitics

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Gonzo Reporting: Trump’s First 100 Days – A Subjective Trip
Gonzo journalism unleashed: Subjective reporting on Trump's first 100 days. Explore tariffs, the wall, foreign policy chaos & approval ratings.
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April 30, 2025 at 6:03 AM