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A woke granny, at that (yes, this is still somehow an episode of GI Joe)
October 31, 2025 at 8:52 PM
But is Capt. Grid-Iron into grannies?
October 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Capt. Grid-Iron's fursona revealed
October 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
...
October 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I know they want the characters to look like their toys, and maybe I never noticed it in earlier episodes, but they're prisoners with all of their gear? Swords and grenades, etc. At least Hawk ditched the X-Force outfit.
October 31, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Sigh. I don't remember when they added the wacky sound effects but it sure doesn't need to be there
October 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
First costume, and most recent costume
October 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
“Post a game you remember playing the nobody else remembers.”

I played Tugboat at a Chuck E Cheese and I’ve never met another person who knew it and had an opinion either way on it. I loved it at the time.
October 31, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Don't worry, they saved the world. Also Snake-Eyes tripped on purpose so Storm Shadow could help him and feel better about himself in the process.
October 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Is there a tell-all book about this show? Like did someone go, "what if we took Scarlett and made her shitty" and everyone just agreed?
October 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Look who finally showed up! Just to show you, "hey kids, even ninjas use these garbage ass hang glider things, you should buy our toy!" I don't know that either figure came with one, but hey
October 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
October 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Though I did sigh at myself in disappointment over this
October 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The Headman gets subjected to his own drugs and they stand there and watch him die while they talk about him finally getting the death he was trying to sell to others. But he isn't fully dead, so he hits the self-destruct button and blows his base up. Then it ends like this. So... he still died?
October 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
A Cobra's sister and Lt Falcon are both junkies so the Joes and Cobra team up to get the drug dealer, the "Headman." It's at least a new idea for the series, and it kinda rules?
October 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
1985 Sasaki Mamiko says hell yeah
October 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
HOW DID THEY GET OUT what the hell
October 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Okay, so I will give credit when it's due: this is a really great scream
October 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
They finally let him do something! And he got the most energetic support from his allies! It really does sound like they're recording in a middle school library and can't be loud or excited ever about anything
October 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Metalhead might be the worst character in the franchise, he's in every ep shitting up the scenery. These Sky Dancer-ass helipacks are featured way too much. Also Rock n Roll said, "billy's in danger, we gotta rescue him" so convincingly that I really believed he was gonna do it and not half asleep.
October 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
!! Snake-Eyes sighting !!
October 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I always forget that I have this. Is there a Vault 48 yet?
October 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Woke up earlier than I wanted, but: ivy is completely gone from the fence, boards to took out of the garage rafters are cut up and disposed of, laundry is done, started the bike and let it run awhile, took the impala around the neighborhood for a little bit, and it isn’t even noon yet. 👍
October 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
October 26, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Fuck yeah, look at this beautiful thing. I was debating replacing it if I couldn’t find it.
October 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM