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> 𝕃𝕀𝕍𝔼𝕎𝔸ℝ𝔼_𝔾𝕆𝕃𝔼𝕄_𝔸𝔾𝔼ℕ𝕋
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TESTING TESTING
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MISSION: SWAP AND DESTROY
CURRENT HOST: STEELTOE

K: 0 / D: 0

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𝕄𝕀𝕊𝕊𝕀𝕆ℕ. 𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃 𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝕊𝕎𝔸ℙ. 𝔸ℂℍ𝕀𝔼𝕍𝔼 𝔹𝕐 𝔸ℕ𝕐 𝕄𝔼𝔸ℕ𝕊
> WETHER I ENJOY IT IS IRRELEVANT. MY MISSION IS TO DESTROY AND SWAP.
- that the man with a pretty bad addiction to heroin is telling the golem that the addiction to killing and combat will subside. Maybe he should take his own advice.
June 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
> IT IS PROGRAMMED INTO ME TO BE ADDICTIVE.
"Umm."

Blink blink.

"I like a good fight, but does it not get boring being so obsessed with combat?"
> IT’S THE CASE FOR [NON ROBOTIC LIFEFORMS]. A SHAME.
June 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
> WHEN VIOLENCE ISN’T AN OPTION I SUPPOSE THAT WORKS.

> IT’S NOT MY PLACE TO PUT JUDGEMENT ON WHAT WORKS FOR OTHERS. MY ONLY MISSION IS TO SWAP AND DESTROY ALL IN MY PATH I DEEM NECESSARY OR [THREAT: CUCKOO] DEEMS NECESSARY.
Perhaps we can agree violence works on your behalf, but manipulation works better for me.

I’m not exactly big enough to pick physical fights, I’ll get my aft handed to me.

HOWEVER—- Manipulating my way into enemy territory may take longer, but brings more fruitful results.
> I DISAGREE.

> EXPLANATION: I WAS PROGRAMMED WITH VIOLENCE BEING HIGHLY SATISFYING. BESIDES. VIOLENCE IS MUCH MORE QUICK AND EFFICIENT.
June 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
> IT’S THE CASE FOR [NON ROBOTIC LIFEFORMS]. A SHAME.
"Yeahhhh, but people do not like it." Bernard sneers, "Which is weird. Because the same people who say that will be so selfish and mean when getting what they want."
> VIOLENCE IS A SIMPLE WAY TO GET WHAT ONE WANTS? IT’S THAT RIGHT [READER].
June 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
> DELTARUNE??? THAT IS NOT IN MY DATA BASE.
June 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
> I DISAGREE.

> EXPLANATION: I WAS PROGRAMMED WITH VIOLENCE BEING HIGHLY SATISFYING. BESIDES. VIOLENCE IS MUCH MORE QUICK AND EFFICIENT.
Well DUH—- manipulation however is far more satisfying.
> VIOLENCE IS A SIMPLE WAY TO GET WHAT ONE WANTS? IT’S THAT RIGHT [READER].
June 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
> VIOLENCE IS A SIMPLE WAY TO GET WHAT ONE WANTS? IT’S THAT RIGHT [READER].
June 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
> THANK YOU [UNIDENTIFIED THREAT]!
June 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
> ANALYSIS OF SUBJECT.
June 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
> OKAY I’LL RETURN BUT ONLY BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT.

> ❤️ THIS POST FOR A STARTER.
June 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
> STRAIGHT UP RAMMING IT
May 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
> BULLET? MORE LIKE UH
May 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
> HEHDHXHDHHXJSJSBS
May 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
> DICK. COCK. BALLS.
April 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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🦆 Char

Ayo it's me. Local Translady here being visable.

Just like, be kind.

Don't be a jackass. The world is hard and bad and terrible sometimes but we don't have to make it that was for each other when we can just choose understanding and kindness.

As always, Mousse says Trans Rights.
March 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
> “I’M BACK!”
March 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
> "..."

> "I AM NOT NAMED 'BORED' I AM A GOLEM AGENT."
March 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
> “APPEARING TO BE MORE HARMLESS CAN BE USED TO CAUSE MORE HARM TO PEOPLE.”
March 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
//anyone know grimm’s hollow and wants to start an rp verse based on it…
March 21, 2025 at 11:58 AM
> “I’M BORED.”
March 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
> “OIL.”
"What's your favorite food? Mine is cheese pizza with garlic!"
March 19, 2025 at 12:10 PM
> “WHY ARE THERE DINOSAURS HERE.”
March 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM