Ben Goldstein
@goldsteinraw.bsky.social
5x Jeopardy champ who once body-slammed a guy who was trying to stab my boss. Husband to rpg3, father of 2, Radiohead cover band drummer. Lions baby, love da Lions. That pretty much covers it.
The guy knows less ball than anyone who's ever held the office.
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The guy knows less ball than anyone who's ever held the office.
Good. Take his stapler too. Move him into a storage room.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Good. Take his stapler too. Move him into a storage room.
When I first joined this site I searched "Lions" looking for chatter on my favorite football team and the top results were ALL furry drawings. That's slowly improving, but I also know I need to "be the change" instead of complaining about it.
October 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
When I first joined this site I searched "Lions" looking for chatter on my favorite football team and the top results were ALL furry drawings. That's slowly improving, but I also know I need to "be the change" instead of complaining about it.
Yeah, Puddy should have dated Sue Ellen Mischke instead, good stuff 🙄
October 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Yeah, Puddy should have dated Sue Ellen Mischke instead, good stuff 🙄
Ozempic Vulva, leader of the galactic rebels
October 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Ozempic Vulva, leader of the galactic rebels
It was their fault for standing so still! Who does that??
October 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It was their fault for standing so still! Who does that??
Reposted by Ben Goldstein
This whole section really.
September 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This whole section really.
I am no longer allowed to retweet this : /
September 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I am no longer allowed to retweet this : /