Ben Goldstein
@goldsteinraw.bsky.social
5x Jeopardy champ who once body-slammed a guy who was trying to stab my boss. Husband to rpg3, father of 2, Radiohead cover band drummer. Lions baby, love da Lions. That pretty much covers it.
After my fourth one of these, I replace the flannel jacket koozie with a sheer bra-and-panty set
December 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
After my fourth one of these, I replace the flannel jacket koozie with a sheer bra-and-panty set
Gotta be the worst take in Facebook history
October 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Gotta be the worst take in Facebook history
Tomorrow's headline: Shedeur Sanders Should Learn a Trade, Something Practical Like HVAC Repair
April 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Tomorrow's headline: Shedeur Sanders Should Learn a Trade, Something Practical Like HVAC Repair
Illustrators who don't understand the mechanics of drum sets are nothing new. But an illustrator who can't figure out how a guitar pick is held? This...I cannot abide.
April 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Illustrators who don't understand the mechanics of drum sets are nothing new. But an illustrator who can't figure out how a guitar pick is held? This...I cannot abide.
This is the paragraph of Bill Wyman's wikipedia page that immediately follows the one that's like "The 56-year-old Rolling Stones bassist married 18-year-old Mandy Smith following a five-year courtship."
March 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
This is the paragraph of Bill Wyman's wikipedia page that immediately follows the one that's like "The 56-year-old Rolling Stones bassist married 18-year-old Mandy Smith following a five-year courtship."
True farter right there
February 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
True farter right there
This will be a running thread of fun vanity license plates I've spotted around town.
November 21, 2024 at 9:43 PM
This will be a running thread of fun vanity license plates I've spotted around town.
[*snorts*] yeah, you have as much of a chance with Sydney Sweeney as a carpenter ant has with a jet liner
November 21, 2024 at 1:43 PM
[*snorts*] yeah, you have as much of a chance with Sydney Sweeney as a carpenter ant has with a jet liner