GoldSrcMod (King)
@goldmod.bsky.social
Delusional amateur film critic
Current obsessions: back on my spaghetti western BS
Historically known as a "cowboy" since I didn't stop posting spaghetti western clips for like a year
pfp: Sonny Chiba
Current obsessions: back on my spaghetti western BS
Historically known as a "cowboy" since I didn't stop posting spaghetti western clips for like a year
pfp: Sonny Chiba
It's time again
time for the bubsy balloon and awesome possum float to claim more victims
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It's time again
Brian Kelly IS Maury in THE LONGEST HUNT
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Brian Kelly IS Maury in THE LONGEST HUNT
Almost wish I could go back to 2023/2024's new year and re-experience watching LETHAL WEAPON for the first time
Occasionally I think about that movie and how beautifully psychotic it is
Occasionally I think about that movie and how beautifully psychotic it is
May 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Almost wish I could go back to 2023/2024's new year and re-experience watching LETHAL WEAPON for the first time
Occasionally I think about that movie and how beautifully psychotic it is
Occasionally I think about that movie and how beautifully psychotic it is
GRAND PRIX (1966)'s racing scenes are fucking insane bro
Especially compared to the airport novel-level shenanigans of the actual plot
Especially compared to the airport novel-level shenanigans of the actual plot
May 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
GRAND PRIX (1966)'s racing scenes are fucking insane bro
Especially compared to the airport novel-level shenanigans of the actual plot
Especially compared to the airport novel-level shenanigans of the actual plot
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RIP Joe Don Baker. A great actor in so many great movies. Walking Tall. Charley Varrick. Junior Bonner. Cape Fear. The Outfit. He's even great in Mitchell if you watch it without the robots talking in your ear. Should be a Clint-level American icon.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Joe Don Baker, Rugged Star of ‘Walking Tall,’ Dies at 89
The Texan also was memorable in 'Junior Bonner' and 'Charley Varrick' and as two different characters — one good guy, one bad — in Bond films.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
May 15, 2025 at 11:36 AM
RIP Joe Don Baker. A great actor in so many great movies. Walking Tall. Charley Varrick. Junior Bonner. Cape Fear. The Outfit. He's even great in Mitchell if you watch it without the robots talking in your ear. Should be a Clint-level American icon.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
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Rick was later quoted in an interview saying:
"it tasted bloody awful"
"it tasted bloody awful"
May 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Rick was later quoted in an interview saying:
"it tasted bloody awful"
"it tasted bloody awful"
I mean realistically who'd ask for JUST $5,000 for what is allegedly 89 MILLION accounts
Come on people
Come on people
May 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I mean realistically who'd ask for JUST $5,000 for what is allegedly 89 MILLION accounts
Come on people
Come on people
Nothing sums up DIE ANOTHER DAY better than that classic request of "sigmund freud analyze this"
April 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Nothing sums up DIE ANOTHER DAY better than that classic request of "sigmund freud analyze this"
THE PARALLAX VIEW is genuinely one of the most suffocating movies I've seen
April 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
THE PARALLAX VIEW is genuinely one of the most suffocating movies I've seen
And mind you Tenold is one of the few of these types I'd still willingly watch and even he indulges in this BS. At least he never has had much pretensions of being a serious critic, he's just an asshole who makes mediocre jokes
fuck Brandon Tenold and his boring ass lowest common denominator 2011-era Channel Awesome shite
Grown up men get so weird and actually kinda hateful whenever they talk about children, specifically young boys, and it’s genuinely uncomfortable. Go away, Brandon Tenold.
April 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
And mind you Tenold is one of the few of these types I'd still willingly watch and even he indulges in this BS. At least he never has had much pretensions of being a serious critic, he's just an asshole who makes mediocre jokes
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every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again
April 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again
"I belong to an organization named U.N.C.LE., you may have heard about it."
April 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
"I belong to an organization named U.N.C.LE., you may have heard about it."
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Had anybody done a test of the Quentin Tarantino theory that old directors don’t make good movies? Because I’ve seen some absolute bangers recently by directors 70 and up.
I think it’s a weird thing to say. Perhaps a projection of some kind.
I think it’s a weird thing to say. Perhaps a projection of some kind.
April 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Had anybody done a test of the Quentin Tarantino theory that old directors don’t make good movies? Because I’ve seen some absolute bangers recently by directors 70 and up.
I think it’s a weird thing to say. Perhaps a projection of some kind.
I think it’s a weird thing to say. Perhaps a projection of some kind.
Btw has there ever been an explanation for why some Bond directors had a thing for randomly focusing on shots of animals for comedy
Like both Lewis Gilbert and John Glen did this in specific
Like was this an in-joke. Am I being pranked or something.
Like both Lewis Gilbert and John Glen did this in specific
Like was this an in-joke. Am I being pranked or something.
April 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Btw has there ever been an explanation for why some Bond directors had a thing for randomly focusing on shots of animals for comedy
Like both Lewis Gilbert and John Glen did this in specific
Like was this an in-joke. Am I being pranked or something.
Like both Lewis Gilbert and John Glen did this in specific
Like was this an in-joke. Am I being pranked or something.
There's a specific type of character actor I love, "The bureaucrat", think Whit Bissell or Guy Doleman.
And then in the 80s Fred Thompson appeared to be the ultimate bureaucrat character actor because be was literally involved in politics first
And then in the 80s Fred Thompson appeared to be the ultimate bureaucrat character actor because be was literally involved in politics first
April 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
There's a specific type of character actor I love, "The bureaucrat", think Whit Bissell or Guy Doleman.
And then in the 80s Fred Thompson appeared to be the ultimate bureaucrat character actor because be was literally involved in politics first
And then in the 80s Fred Thompson appeared to be the ultimate bureaucrat character actor because be was literally involved in politics first
"If you die in the game you die in real life" is such a funny stock thing yet I can only think of like two works where that's actually a plot point and I've seen neither and the more famous of the two I've heard isn't exactly well liked
April 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
"If you die in the game you die in real life" is such a funny stock thing yet I can only think of like two works where that's actually a plot point and I've seen neither and the more famous of the two I've heard isn't exactly well liked
Rewatched JURASSIC PARK. Been a few years since I last saw it. Still great. Somehow it's both timeless (the ethical discussions, the VFX work has held up, the witty screenplay) and also dated to the 90s (the fashion, the depiction of computer interfaces). Great movie.
April 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Rewatched JURASSIC PARK. Been a few years since I last saw it. Still great. Somehow it's both timeless (the ethical discussions, the VFX work has held up, the witty screenplay) and also dated to the 90s (the fashion, the depiction of computer interfaces). Great movie.
At first I didn't want to see the Minecraft movie because I didn't want to support it
Now I don't want to see it because I'm scared what might happen during a screening
Now I don't want to see it because I'm scared what might happen during a screening
April 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
At first I didn't want to see the Minecraft movie because I didn't want to support it
Now I don't want to see it because I'm scared what might happen during a screening
Now I don't want to see it because I'm scared what might happen during a screening
I'm just saying it would've been a cool crossover
April 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I'm just saying it would've been a cool crossover
Mr Druckmann, tear down this wall
April 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Mr Druckmann, tear down this wall
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Do you people realize how humiliating it is for me that my failed “3-course meal” chewing gum experiment got turned into a sexual fetish? Why couldn’t you have gotten horny for everlasting gobstoppers or my cool ass flying elevator? Why do you hyper-fixate on my failures? Fuck you.
April 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Do you people realize how humiliating it is for me that my failed “3-course meal” chewing gum experiment got turned into a sexual fetish? Why couldn’t you have gotten horny for everlasting gobstoppers or my cool ass flying elevator? Why do you hyper-fixate on my failures? Fuck you.
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Candice Bergen, The Muppet Show, 1976
April 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Candice Bergen, The Muppet Show, 1976
Nintendo thoughts:
-i still don't hate them the way I do the other game companies
-but those prices are appalling
-and will set a bad precedent those scummier studios will 100% follow
-I haven't actually been engaged with Nintendo in years so me personally boycotting them is kinda moot / redundant
-i still don't hate them the way I do the other game companies
-but those prices are appalling
-and will set a bad precedent those scummier studios will 100% follow
-I haven't actually been engaged with Nintendo in years so me personally boycotting them is kinda moot / redundant
April 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Nintendo thoughts:
-i still don't hate them the way I do the other game companies
-but those prices are appalling
-and will set a bad precedent those scummier studios will 100% follow
-I haven't actually been engaged with Nintendo in years so me personally boycotting them is kinda moot / redundant
-i still don't hate them the way I do the other game companies
-but those prices are appalling
-and will set a bad precedent those scummier studios will 100% follow
-I haven't actually been engaged with Nintendo in years so me personally boycotting them is kinda moot / redundant
Haven't watched the movie but it's telling the roblox darkrp game is apparently a more spot on adaptation
The Electric State might be the single worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life. It is staggeringly empty.
April 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Haven't watched the movie but it's telling the roblox darkrp game is apparently a more spot on adaptation