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Jason Goldman
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Text box aficionado, Escape Hatch Pod employee
Sir Salman talking about one is his deleted scenes from Curb
November 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Ridin dirty
November 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
4yo made this out of found items outside and lemons for the purpose of “covering up the smell of everyone’s farts”
November 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Shoutout to this house on Belvedere who goes all out every year
November 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
We out here
November 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
(Meant to include)
October 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
You’re listening to K-pop Demon Hunters on the school dropoff run; we’re listening to it sung by synthesized cats. We are not the same.
October 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I once heard another Meta exec make a version of this argument using cars instead of planes. And it is hilarious to me that they think using analogies to some of the most highly regulated industries in the world is a super killer point for their side.
October 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
But I thought Jared Kushner used his immense and generational influence with Netanyahu to broker a 3000 year peace
October 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
How your email finds me
October 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This is why we Warcraft folks. A Devil Wears Prada reference in a raid armor collection achievement.
October 8, 2025 at 6:12 AM
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against Chotiner when Kissinger is involved
September 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Reading Nuremberg Trials stuff and Hartley Shawcross just crushes the closing statement. Like dreaming about hitting a World Series homer for me, a Jewish debate kid. Anyway if I did that shit I would be telling EVERYONE for the rest of all time. Was stoked to see this pic of his gravestone.
August 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Idfk man I’ve yet to come across anything this fucking dumb in 1933-1939
August 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Need to stop reading WW2 books where one of the dominant themes is always “Things Collapsed Quickly” because then I read paragraphs like this
August 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
We’re still in season 1 unfortunately.
August 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
No yeah I can see why folks would indeed be dismayed. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/10/u...
August 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Basically everything (77%) of the stuff mentioned in We Didn’t Start the Fire happens between 1949 (Joel’s birth) and 1963.
August 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I’m not a conspiracy theorist but The Bad Guys franchise is pretty clearly a psyop to turn our kids into furries
August 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Supermoon.
July 11, 2025 at 5:57 AM
If you’re an AI skeptic consider that Grok did a slicker antisemitic dog whistle than the VP
July 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The whole thing is legit fucked but this makes it personal www.lawfaremedia.org/article/good...
July 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Lollllll haters are so mad. This shit was amazing. I lost my entire mind.
July 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
!!!
June 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Fixed bayonets and then retired to Bowdoin only to see his legacy besmirched 140 years later. Shameful.
June 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM