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Jennifer Schurk
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Public school teacher and nature enthusiast
Guys. Even though I worked in various book stores for 20 years, studied literature in college, and am an English teacher, I’ve never read any Jane Austen. Which Austin should I start with?
December 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
8, 9, 14, and 21
Unconscionable violence, heartbreak
December 2, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Living for niceness
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
made fire cider
December 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I saw Frankenstein and it was SO GOOD
Yes it deviates from the text but I don’t care, that’s how good it is
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Matinee today made me lol
October 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Let’s go, M’s!!
October 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Rewatching 9/11/01 coverage with nbc- and- Katie Couric was so calm compared to her male counterparts whose voices cracked and shook with emotion
September 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
This and im still gonna see it, though
I’m going to start reading wuthering heights (finally) so I can be mad with everyone when the movie comes out
September 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Just catching up on shows. So… bridgerton is just an old timey British iteration of gossip girl?
April 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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PARK RANGER: to be a guide you need to be able to name all the animals

ME: no problem

[later with a tour group]

ME: that’s Greg, & that's Sydney…
March 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The zombification of your children is up to you.
February 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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And now is the time when we see what companies REALLY gots women’s backs,,, the world is watching 👀
February 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Just had to unfollow the US department of education 😕
February 1, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Do not watch the philly airplane crash footage.
February 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
A random Wednesday off for lunar new year? Means I’m at another matinee- nosferatu this time! Going to the movies alone on a weekday is pretty unbeatable 😎
January 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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“Rain on your wedding day”?

Not ironic.

“Rain on your wedding day IF your fiancée is a meteorologist who said it would never rain on her wedding day and you just declared in your vows that you love how she’s always right”?

Ironic. (But probably not a great song lyric.)
January 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Just in time
A new report predicts that, while the wine industry is dealing with a historic downturn, consumers are about to enter a “golden era” of pricing due to a massive oversupply of wine.
California wine is in crisis. But for consumers, it could be a ‘golden era’ of deals
A new report predicts that declining sales will lead to lower prices and "incredible values" in 2025.
www.sfchronicle.com
January 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Matinee today! Should I see nosferatu or the bob dylan movie?
January 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Been in L.A. for two years and I still miss New York, but I will admit that when someone in L.A. says they had a magical experience it’s like locking eyes with a coyote under a full moon and when someone in New York says it they mean they witnessed a guy dressed as Ant-Man get kicked by a cop horse.
January 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Why is Christina Applegate so damn funny?? Im watching dead to me and god! She’s genius
January 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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In honor of President Jimmy Carter please consider donating or volunteering for Habitat for Humanity.

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December 29, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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A new ‘HUNGER GAMES’ 5-book hardcover box set, including the upcoming novel ‘Sunrise on the Reaping’, is set to release on June 3.

Order here: amzn.to/3BOnX9x #ad
December 27, 2024 at 2:21 AM
December 20, 2024 at 7:18 PM