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rishi
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A sprinkle of fun, a dash of serious, is what makes me great! 💫🌱
Tana Mo-Ghoul 4 Prez
crazy how bread crumbs aren’t even made with bread
December 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
started going to the gym now to be able to point and laugh at all the new year’s resolution noobs who will start coming in soon
December 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Fingers crossed that there’s a cyber truck with a bow on it in the driveway tomorrow morning.
December 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
so crazy the internet now is only for children and the elderly
December 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
ummm where are the amateur grade boxes? not ready for the commitment towards a professional grade box quite yet.
December 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
eat more fiber!
December 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
why can’t we hate the player and the game?
December 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
is it even december without a christmas tree up?
is it even consumerism without a christmas tree up?
December 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
so max will be dethroned?
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
i’ll be getting sloshed at the biscoff coffee corner if you need me
November 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
be sure to gift your most hated ones a warby parker gift card for the holidays
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
time to rot
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
thank you colonizers! let’s friggin geauxxxxx
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Legatus Legionis Joe Rogan lead many legions of men into ice baths and saunas, but when they arrived at the sensory deprivation tanks, they were never seen again
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
there’s fingerprints all over my fingerprint resistant appliances!
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
share what you’re thankful for this Oktoberfest 🤗
October 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
still searching for my cat’s belly button
September 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
was about to take my morning poo when i realized i don’t have a japanese toilet. i’ll just hold it in thanks
September 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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mcdonald’s flags flying at half mast
August 30, 2025 at 6:10 AM
fellow carnivores, DO NOT DRINK COFFEE! it comes from a bean which is a plant! don’t fall victim to the dangers of plants!
August 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
apple vision pro full self driving
August 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
just cracked my thuckle
August 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
i’ve always known that the AI bubble will burst. but i thought we had another year and a half or so
August 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
they just prop 65’d all my labubus 😡
August 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
the minotaur’s are back at it again
August 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM