The only time I ever want to see Wayne Rooney as a pundit is after a 0-0 between Uzbekistan vs Haiti at 2am, he can hardly pronounce British names so I can’t wait to see what he does with Tukhtakhujaev

Yeah he saves the novichok and polonium for others

Your Party have made themselves into an irrelevance with their in-fighting from day one. They’re never gonna be taken seriously.

'Reform UK Ltd gets 92% of its funding from climate change deniers and fossil fuel corporate interests'

I thought Michelle Mone preferred the Mediterranean

The BBC undermined its high standards as a non-partisan and trustworthy source by editing Trump’s speech

Infantino showed his true colours when he let that dickhead who runs the posh steak restaurants onto the pitch at the last World Cup final

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That time of year when twats are encouraged to buy explosives 💥

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