Dave Merritt
@goldenseals67.bsky.social
songwriter / game show host / invented reggae
“Last night, the 2030 Grammy Awards were hosted by Jimmy Fallon and Sarah Jessica Parker.”
November 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
“Last night, the 2030 Grammy Awards were hosted by Jimmy Fallon and Sarah Jessica Parker.”
This is a terrible 1-2 punch. Insult to injury for us Jays fans.
November 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This is a terrible 1-2 punch. Insult to injury for us Jays fans.
October 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Just noticed that Davis Schneider uses bats made just a few minutes from my house here in Mississippi Mills, Ontario. SamBat also happens to be my personal bat of choice, so, in a sense, I played a small part in that first pitch dinger tonight. Or whatever.
October 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Just noticed that Davis Schneider uses bats made just a few minutes from my house here in Mississippi Mills, Ontario. SamBat also happens to be my personal bat of choice, so, in a sense, I played a small part in that first pitch dinger tonight. Or whatever.
A great series so far. Love seeing opposing players interact with respect & joy, like they’re actually having fun whilst competing like hell. Losing team should lineup on the field & shake the winners’ hands instead of disappearing into the clubhouse like sore losers. NHL does it right. #WorldSeries
October 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
A great series so far. Love seeing opposing players interact with respect & joy, like they’re actually having fun whilst competing like hell. Losing team should lineup on the field & shake the winners’ hands instead of disappearing into the clubhouse like sore losers. NHL does it right. #WorldSeries
Max Muncy, or as I like to call him, Hefty Bono.
#WorldSeries
#WorldSeries
October 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Max Muncy, or as I like to call him, Hefty Bono.
#WorldSeries
#WorldSeries
October 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
2 hours before the game, Davis Schneider busted two drug dealers in Etobicoke in an undercover sting.
#WorldSeries
#WorldSeries
October 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
2 hours before the game, Davis Schneider busted two drug dealers in Etobicoke in an undercover sting.
#WorldSeries
#WorldSeries
I was just there today Jesus Christ
October 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I was just there today Jesus Christ
Peeps are calling for this to be officially entered into the lexicon, and I’m down with that. I could use a break.
October 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Peeps are calling for this to be officially entered into the lexicon, and I’m down with that. I could use a break.
@dieworkwear.bsky.social Dear Sir: is this 25-year-old Canali jacket salvageable? I loved it so much. Now it feels:
1) too long
2) odd with 3 buttons
3) goofy with the no-flap pockets (what do you call those?)
Please advise.
1) too long
2) odd with 3 buttons
3) goofy with the no-flap pockets (what do you call those?)
Please advise.
September 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social Dear Sir: is this 25-year-old Canali jacket salvageable? I loved it so much. Now it feels:
1) too long
2) odd with 3 buttons
3) goofy with the no-flap pockets (what do you call those?)
Please advise.
1) too long
2) odd with 3 buttons
3) goofy with the no-flap pockets (what do you call those?)
Please advise.
Great first day of school for Malcony and Bleryl! Here's to another successful year in grades 9 & 11 for both of you. If you leave the heaters at home tomorrow, they may let you stay for a full day. Love you! #SoProud
September 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Great first day of school for Malcony and Bleryl! Here's to another successful year in grades 9 & 11 for both of you. If you leave the heaters at home tomorrow, they may let you stay for a full day. Love you! #SoProud
I make my own guidebooks in-house for the clients on my opera tours, and I always have a few extras. If you’re heading to any of these places anytime soon and you’d like some background info, suggested itineraries, restaurant recommendations, etc., hmu and I’ll send you a book. Gratis.
July 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I make my own guidebooks in-house for the clients on my opera tours, and I always have a few extras. If you’re heading to any of these places anytime soon and you’d like some background info, suggested itineraries, restaurant recommendations, etc., hmu and I’ll send you a book. Gratis.
Oh my God (pardon the pun)—I just took a picture of this store in Bayreuth, Germany and I’m not even joking.
July 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Oh my God (pardon the pun)—I just took a picture of this store in Bayreuth, Germany and I’m not even joking.
99% sure the garden designer at the Festspielhaus in Bayreuth, Germany is confirming that Wagner was a dick.
July 9, 2025 at 12:37 PM
99% sure the garden designer at the Festspielhaus in Bayreuth, Germany is confirming that Wagner was a dick.
Breakfast today sucked. Maybe should have had a little less conversation, a little more bacon.
July 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Breakfast today sucked. Maybe should have had a little less conversation, a little more bacon.
If I make it through the next 44 days, I will have outlived this beautiful sonofabitch.
#HappyFathersDay
#HappyFathersDay
June 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
If I make it through the next 44 days, I will have outlived this beautiful sonofabitch.
#HappyFathersDay
#HappyFathersDay
He would definitely be Mike Love in “The Beach Boys From
#RipBrianWilson
#RipBrianWilson
June 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
He would definitely be Mike Love in “The Beach Boys From
#RipBrianWilson
#RipBrianWilson
I can’t believe I met him. I can’t believe what he did and what he meant to the world. I can’t believe he’s gone. #RIPBrianWilson
June 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I can’t believe I met him. I can’t believe what he did and what he meant to the world. I can’t believe he’s gone. #RIPBrianWilson
Bruh— you can lie, but my phone doesn’t
June 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Bruh— you can lie, but my phone doesn’t
May 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM