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Onetime in-house lawyer; now solo. One half of the Lawyers Behaving Badly podcast. Allegedly a "real pistol." Texan in MSP.
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Northern Lights firing off more bangers last night. It wasn’t quite as intense as Tuesday night’s show, but it was still delightful.
The northern lights appear in the sky above houses. The color of the sky is hot pink, purple, and bright green. It looks like a painting.
November 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Literally the whole sky.
Northern Lights above houses. The sky is red, pink, and yellow.
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Northern lights are popping off tonight!
A picture of the Northern Lights over the tops of pine trees. The tree is neon green and hot pink.
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Fantastic!
This is a screenshot of a tweet and a reply. The original tweet says: “bro..… the ramifications”. The reply says: “I forgot about the rammys bro.”.
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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A clown in a purple robe asks, “Do you get to the clown district very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you do.” he has a bright red rubber nose, a rainbow wig, and appears to be standing on a cobblestone street in the middle of a medieval village.
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Making my Democratic Party mood board✨
A screenshot from a cartoon featuring the Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote where Wile E. Coyote has slammed straight into (and almost through) a metal wall with his hands outstretched toward the Road Runner while the Road Runner looks at the camera in amusement. A screenshot from a cartoon featuring the Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote where Wile E. Coyote has slammed straight into (and almost through) a metal wall with his hands outstretched toward the Road Runner while the Road Runner looks at the camera in amusement. A charred Wile E. Coyote with a blast spot beneath him stares in shock at the camera as Road Runner stands in the background looking on in amusement.
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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A screenshot from a cartoon featuring the Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote where Wile E. Coyote has slammed straight into (and almost through) a metal wall with his hands outstretched toward the Road Runner while the Road Runner looks at the camera in amusement.
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Senate Dems
Screenshot of an article on The Cut where the headline is: "The Day I Put $50,000 in a Shoe Box and Handed It to a Stranger I never thought I was the kind of person to fall for a scam."
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Hey chat, grwm to go fuck up fascism
A woman in a kitchen makes a sub sandwich. She is wearing a light blue button down with the sleeves rolled up. There is an open-faced sandwich on the cutting board in front of her. There's a completed sandwich on the counter.
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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TFW the worst people I know are spiraling straight TF out rn
Jennifer Coolidge hikes her boobs up her chest while making an excited face.
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Halloween report: We gave out candy, but we also went through ~40 ramen packs (v popular w older kids, & word clearly spread that we were the ramen house) and lots of beef jerky sticks.

Also: Get the silly inflatables - everyone at our party was losing it over our alien cow abduction.
A plastic inflatable that looks like an alien spaceship beaming up a black-and-white spotted cow sits inside a house. It’s 9 feet tall. A plastic inflatable that looks like an alien spaceship beaming up a black-and-white spotted cow sits inside a house. It’s 9 feet tall.
November 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Let’s get messy for a moment. If you’re a man who repeatedly DMs me on multiple platforms despite my total silence and refusal to engage in any way, you should consider that when you gin up an excuse to give me your cell # (unsolicited!!!!), I’ll screen record everything & and send it to your wife.
A black and white photo of Mr. Rogers holding up both middle fingers. Presumably AI generated.
October 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Oh, I think I've seen this one before #HopeCore
Screenshot of a clip from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade where a Nazi has withered into a skeletal husk. "He chose poorly."
October 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Slept terribly, had bizarre bad dreams (@jdotj.bsky.social you know what you did), got a cough I can’t kick, but I dragged my ass out anyway. It’s n the mid 40s with clear blue skies, and there’s enough leaf litter on the ground that it smells like fall.

Devastated to report that this helped.
A walking trail goes through the center of the picture, surrounded on either side with maple trees that have golden yellow and bright orange leaves. There’s leaf litter on the ground.
October 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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🫠🫠🫠
Screenshot of a news article where the headline is: “Mavs drop 20–2 as ‘Fire Niko!’ chants grow louder in Dallas.”
October 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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Sometimes you just need to go speak with the trees.
A black tarmac trail leads off into the distance. On both sides of the trail are Maples with bright yellow leaves. The sides of the trail are covered with fallen leaves. And there are fallen leaves on the trail, too. There’s light blue sky in the background.
October 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Sort of delighted to see the Pod Save guys defending Nazi tattoo guy over on Twitter bc it confirms my priors about what a bunch of dipshits they are. lmfaooooooo
Screenshot of a tweet from Jon Lovett that reads “Only perfect candidates off the harvard law conveyor belt pls, highly disciplined, all boxes checked, well liked and humble, absolutely no spiritual connection to having a physical body except for severe IBS, volunteered at a soup, kitchen in high school, signs emails ‘cheers,’ etc.” Screenshot of a tweet from Jon Favreau reading, “From secret antifa to secret Nazi in less than a day – what a journey!” The Favreau tweet quotes an Axios tweet that says: “Dem Senate candidate embraced and ‘antifa supersoldier’ label.”
October 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Really inspiring to see everyone out for No Kings Sheboygan, WI.
No Kings rally in Sheboygan, WI. Protestors either signs line the street. No Kings rally in Sheboygan, WI. Protestors either signs line the street.
October 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Lake Michigan lighthouse.
A lighthouse stands on a sandy beach. There is grass between the lighthouse and the sand. The lighthouse itself is a white building that looks like a house with a red roof. There’s a tower on top of the house with the light apparatus on it. The sky is bright blue with a few clouds.
October 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Opened my email this morning and first thing I saw was a solicitation from someone whose self-described title is “Chief Astonishment Officer.”
A white cat bites a black electrical cord that’s plugged into the wall.
October 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Wisconsin train ride as the trees drop their leaves
October 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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A grey and black cat with a white cat. Both look up at the camera. The white cat has his front paws resting in the grey cat’s fur.
October 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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I haven’t had a chance for a close listen - today has been crazy - but gut reaction was this doesn’t match the marketing as her experience of the Eras tour / Showman Taylor v real Taylor. But then:
Screenshot of a text message: “I mean I guess maybe her experience of the Eras tour was that she got dicked down and fell in love??”
October 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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With the most recent iOS updates, Apple apparently took it upon itself to choose a Memoji for me and blast it out to all my contacts. I didn’t know until my husband said my new contact pic was hilarious.

Two things:
1) What the fuck and 2) goddamnit Apple, you did me so dirty, but you’re not wrong
An apple Memoji showing a woman with a high blonde ponytail with her hand held up to her face as if she’s whispering something gossipy to somebody off to the side.
October 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Not too shabby for sunset.
Minnesota sunset. The bottom of the picture is the silhouette of trees. Golden orange tops the trees, with sunrays filtering through a layer of clouds.
October 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM