banner
goea.bsky.social
@goea.bsky.social
I’m a dumb baby.
We are so festively dressed. #canadiantuxedo
December 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Reposted
maybe there's still some good left in this world after all
July 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Reposted
MUST WATCH: ICE kidnapped a disabled American citizen.

Her name is Alma Bowman. Born in the Philippines while her dad served in the U.S. Navy.

She’s lived here 48 years.
They crashed her wheelchair, denied meds, cut her off from her lawyer—and jailed her.

She. Is. A. Citizen.
May 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Can service industry folks just be medium nice to me?

I find myself (delusionally) thinking they want to have meaningful interactions with me when they probably just want to make it home without punching a customer.
May 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Also. I signed up for a Wellness Circle. I hope that helps.
a cartoon character is laying in bed with a blue blanket and says `` hey , i 'm not very well ''
ALT: a cartoon character is laying in bed with a blue blanket and says `` hey , i 'm not very well ''
media.tenor.com
March 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Feck off with your dumb burgers if we’re not considered part of the Friends and Family cohort. Dang.
March 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I dunno… Jesse just keeps plying me with ever-growing-cups of cocoa. He might be overtaking Ruby. 😱
February 25, 2025 at 5:59 AM
This is why Ruby is my favorite.
December 22, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Am I gross? Have I been misreading vibes from SadBarista?
December 11, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Took first dose of ADHD meds.
a woman is screaming at a man in a room while a man looks on .
ALT: a woman is screaming at a man in a room while a man looks on .
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2024 at 9:33 PM
The AUDACITY. We’re sitting next to a group of kids who refused to pay for food they ate because the order was incorrect and “not delicious”— they were also going to dine and dash. And complained of the food taking too long in an establishment that made FRESH NOODLES. 🤯
December 1, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Please. I need men to cut their hair so I don’t form spontaneous crushes on them.
November 24, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Someone randomly asked if I was single today. Made me feel flattered and good until I noticed my mustache hairs.
November 3, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Must’ve been super cranky about something else that day. I realize I do this for everyone.
November 3, 2024 at 4:16 PM
I have been enamored by this random ass barista for a few months now. What the heck.
October 24, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Love, CuteBarista/SadBoy.
August 16, 2024 at 11:00 PM
I just want to go on platonic dates with people who are smart and attractive and funny.

Totally separate from romantic dates with my spouse who is smart and attractive and funny.

Is that asking for too much?(!)
July 24, 2024 at 11:45 PM
July 24, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Been trying to grow out my underarm hair to match my locale. I find myself less odiferous?!
July 21, 2024 at 10:39 PM
What is this latte art? A heart or…? Asking for a friend. Myself. I am a friend.
July 4, 2024 at 6:29 AM
I need to see more options.
March 1, 2024 at 7:39 AM
Terrace House is so cute. And then I realize it’s because they could have been my nonexistent children’s age. Which then brings me to the thought: how are people even having kids still?
January 7, 2024 at 7:28 AM
Perspective: the older you get, telling your partner where you’re at (emotionally, physically—like on my way home from work) seems more like an act of mutual consideration & respect and less of a means of control. Or maybe my parents were terrible people who tried to manage all aspects of my life.
November 16, 2023 at 1:12 AM
Woke up to cat grooming me. Licking my hair. Cute and annoying.
November 12, 2023 at 12:18 PM