Maid Enjoyer
@goddamnhellhole.bsky.social
You can shove your Crystal Pepsi display up your Crystal Pepsi ass. (Fluid, any/all)
It's 6PM, where is your bathroom?
Currently playing: Lost Odyssey/FF8
It's 6PM, where is your bathroom?
Currently playing: Lost Odyssey/FF8
Sale during Pride Month. Call that a Homo Promo.
March 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Sale during Pride Month. Call that a Homo Promo.
AEW feels different than it has in the last few months. I can't put my finger on what it's been: maybe Kenny coming back lit a collective fire, maybe creative decided to stop fucking around, maybe the move to smaller venues has energized the crowds more,
whatever it is it's very welcome.
whatever it is it's very welcome.
February 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
AEW feels different than it has in the last few months. I can't put my finger on what it's been: maybe Kenny coming back lit a collective fire, maybe creative decided to stop fucking around, maybe the move to smaller venues has energized the crowds more,
whatever it is it's very welcome.
whatever it is it's very welcome.
Being real I'm not going to squeeze any more games in, so here's my year end lists for 2024
Best - Top 5 in order, no particular order for the rest
Worst - Games that I actively disliked, in order
Retirements - Games I didn't gel with at all
Hon. Men. - Felt like including
Best - Top 5 in order, no particular order for the rest
Worst - Games that I actively disliked, in order
Retirements - Games I didn't gel with at all
Hon. Men. - Felt like including
December 29, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Being real I'm not going to squeeze any more games in, so here's my year end lists for 2024
Best - Top 5 in order, no particular order for the rest
Worst - Games that I actively disliked, in order
Retirements - Games I didn't gel with at all
Hon. Men. - Felt like including
Best - Top 5 in order, no particular order for the rest
Worst - Games that I actively disliked, in order
Retirements - Games I didn't gel with at all
Hon. Men. - Felt like including
Social media kinda sucks huh?
December 29, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Social media kinda sucks huh?
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the news media is up in arms over the opening of the worlds first "all nude honda dealership". i do not care so long as they have the deals.
December 22, 2024 at 3:02 AM
the news media is up in arms over the opening of the worlds first "all nude honda dealership". i do not care so long as they have the deals.
As much as I hate AI I think everyone should use Grok constantly so it loses Elon a fuckton of money
December 22, 2024 at 11:23 AM
As much as I hate AI I think everyone should use Grok constantly so it loses Elon a fuckton of money
Sonic was great, truly. Sincerity is a beautiful thing.
December 21, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Sonic was great, truly. Sincerity is a beautiful thing.
There he is, Gene Blast
December 16, 2024 at 3:34 AM
There he is, Gene Blast
I love whatever this Toni Storm angle is
December 15, 2024 at 1:54 AM
I love whatever this Toni Storm angle is
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i ve purchased a highly expensive device to monitor my semen flow and keep it below ≤~0.02 and above ~0.00555 by sucking & electrocuting me
December 14, 2024 at 11:13 PM
i ve purchased a highly expensive device to monitor my semen flow and keep it below ≤~0.02 and above ~0.00555 by sucking & electrocuting me
I pine for the nights with the window open, the TV on low and under a blanket watching whatever was on late at night
December 15, 2024 at 1:10 AM
I pine for the nights with the window open, the TV on low and under a blanket watching whatever was on late at night
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It sucks to watch a 30yr old DS9 episode and be like "oh we live that one all the time"
December 13, 2024 at 11:41 PM
It sucks to watch a 30yr old DS9 episode and be like "oh we live that one all the time"
Clive annoyed me so much I don't want to play Tekken 8 OR FF16 anymore lol
December 13, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Clive annoyed me so much I don't want to play Tekken 8 OR FF16 anymore lol
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ten thousand youtube grifters feverishly pausing the witcher 3 trailer to find the frame where ciri looks the most woke
December 13, 2024 at 1:25 PM
ten thousand youtube grifters feverishly pausing the witcher 3 trailer to find the frame where ciri looks the most woke
I turned off the show because Geoff said Okami 2 was the last game announcement and so Im refreshing over and over to find new info on the actual last game announcement and it's fucking Naughty Dog Im gonna shoot myself.
December 13, 2024 at 4:02 AM
I turned off the show because Geoff said Okami 2 was the last game announcement and so Im refreshing over and over to find new info on the actual last game announcement and it's fucking Naughty Dog Im gonna shoot myself.
If I never hear the name The Last Of Us again I'll be so happy
December 13, 2024 at 3:05 AM
If I never hear the name The Last Of Us again I'll be so happy
Clive and not Tifa is such a bummer lol
December 13, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Clive and not Tifa is such a bummer lol
No, Christian, Piss Ant was a different guy #AEWDynamite
December 12, 2024 at 1:32 AM
No, Christian, Piss Ant was a different guy #AEWDynamite
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We are DANGEROUSLY CLOSE to seeing this mufucka holding a Keyblade.
ESPN and Stephen A. Smith are closing in on a new contract that will give him potential access to other parts of Disney
ESPN, Stephen A. Smith Closing in On New Deal
ESPN, Stephen A. Smith get close to signing a new deal that will give the popular sports personality the chance to create other shows at Disney
variety.com
December 11, 2024 at 3:40 AM
We are DANGEROUSLY CLOSE to seeing this mufucka holding a Keyblade.
AEW's existence has exposed how stupid and vapid a lot of wrestling punditry actually was the whole time. People's brains are getting fried more by the day.
December 11, 2024 at 1:20 AM
AEW's existence has exposed how stupid and vapid a lot of wrestling punditry actually was the whole time. People's brains are getting fried more by the day.
Getting my parents a whole bag of junk food every year for Christmas is like my favorite thing.
December 10, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Getting my parents a whole bag of junk food every year for Christmas is like my favorite thing.
I thought Sony would try the Sinister Six stuff forever no matter how hard it flopped but I was wrong!
December 10, 2024 at 6:18 PM
I thought Sony would try the Sinister Six stuff forever no matter how hard it flopped but I was wrong!
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we can talk all day of Gender Euphoria. but im personally a huge fan of Gender Relaxation. Gender Contentment. Gender Having A Normal One
December 10, 2024 at 4:42 PM
we can talk all day of Gender Euphoria. but im personally a huge fan of Gender Relaxation. Gender Contentment. Gender Having A Normal One