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Jason McGlothlen
@goddamnedfrank.bsky.social
Master of Science at the intersection of light, matter + time
Rancho Gordo Bean Club member in good standing
he/him
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Absolutely wild that Fresno County voted in favor of Prop 50
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
BREAKING: Dr Emilio Lizardo has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for Mayor of NYC
November 4, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Black Hole Sun, won't you come, and wash away the RAINNNNNN!
November 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Probably not the outcome they were aiming for
October 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Mamdani never actually said that, but never let a convenient lie prevent you from ignoring an inconvenient truth
October 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
October 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
October 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
October 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Stephen Miller's awakening Dragon
September 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I was like, "where have I seen this before" and then it hit me.
September 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Conservatives discovering that Nazi Charlie Kirk was killed by a nihilistic far right Groyper
September 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"Why do people hate Gavin Newsom?"

Because we have pattern recognition, object permanence, and basic morals.
September 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
September 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Gavin Newsom wants feedback
September 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Extremely telling that Ro Khanna posted this shit on X but not here. There's an entire wing of absolutely soulless centrist Dems who desperately want to legitimize rank transphobia because they think they can surf on top of what they view as an inevitable wave of extermination to get back into power
September 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I was gonna say it's okay that Rudy Giuliani got in a terrible accident because he probably kept his underwear on the whole time but then I remembered that was Alan Dershowitz who did that while getting massage from Epstein victim Virginia Giuffre and yep all these guys are just disgusting sex pests
August 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
August 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Team Hakeem thought they were texting my Dad, so I took the opportunity to holler at 'em:
August 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
August 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
August 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
August 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This is what happens when you skip head day
August 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Not for nothing but local police could instantly shut this shit down by simply citing every single ICE agent for willful violation of mandatory seatbelt laws. Also, cite the driver for reckless driving / endangerment, suspend their license and impound the truck. Zero reason to put up with this shit.
August 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Currently drinking the colonoscopy prep solution
August 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM