My friend joked that he was actually saying "acorn fed." Cute and clever, and therefore definitely not what this guy meant.

It was very loud, so I repeated. "OAKLAND. CALIFORNIA."

"Yeah, Oakland! Corn-fed!"

"I've eaten corn before. Anyway, bye."

New Yorkers stay ignorant about the rest of the county!

He would count himself twice, first, and then forget what he was doing and start talking about something else. No way would he get any further than that.

Landlord/Boss Scrooge still sucks (I'm not stopping my staff from going to the holiday party!), but come on, let the boy do what he enjoys!

"Gentlemen, what got you interested in adoption?"

"Well, I'm terrified of threesomes dominating my golden years..."

If you want to be ignored by Americans, why are you replying to one?

Needless to say, I'll be sending a strongly worded email!

...than the ones it provided. Their top answer roughly matched the fifth that I found (without looking at exhaustive data), but the ridership numbers were still way off.

Finally, I thought maybe I should just give it a quantitative question it could handle more easily. What are the five busiest transit stations in Santa Clara County? It listed five stations and numbers, that were clearly too low. In five minutes, I found four stations with higher ridership...

Then I asked it to tell me a good place to bike. It said the best place to bike was "ramps." And it was easy to infer from the rest of the response that it meant freeway on/off ramps. The reasoning it gave me was a) bad, and b) based on clearly incorrect data.

First, I asked it to recommend specific geographic locations that we should target for geographic improvements. It told me its criteria (which was bad), and then identified two locations that each met only 2/3 of the criteria. Okay, not a great start...

Typo - it was tablespoons. Not that 6tbsp was still anything near sufficient (I added a cup and a half of broth and it turned out great).

If the files prove the president did nothing wrong, why has he been working so hard to prevent them from being released?