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Salt-flavoured Salt
@gocanuckyourself.bsky.social
Obscure dessert enthusiast and amateur lion tamer.
He/Him
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Sometimes I like to eat grapes and pretend I’m the decadent second son of a minor Roman house
June 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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March 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Elbows up, Canada.
March 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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When people see the maple leaf, they see possibility. They see freedom. They see a helping hand.

They see Canada, and the best of our values.

Happy 60th to our flag. 🇨🇦
February 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Just a reminder that 21,000 guns smuggled into Canada from the US were used in crime. We need to strengthen our border to keep us safe from American criminals!
February 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Me: Maybe aliens ARE real and they’ll save us from ourselves!

Aliens:
a man in a suit and tie is saying " can i offer you a nice egg in this tryin time "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " can i offer you a nice egg in this tryin time "
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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Tribute to David Lynch by @lukeymcgarry.bsky.social
January 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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💔
January 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Kyle MacLachlan’s beautiful tribute to David Lynch
January 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Don't you dare turn your eyes away from history, even the awful, scary parts. If you don't watch it with your own eyes, you rely on others to tell you what you saw. We must all bear witness to what's coming.
January 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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2025 in a nutshell…
January 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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sometimes it's worthwhile to meet your heroes
January 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Listening to AltNation and both the Cure and U2 have new songs. I wonder what 1987 (or hell, 1978) Bono and Robert Smith would say if they were told they’d still charting singles in 2025.
January 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Jordan Peterson, weeping:
January 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.
December 5, 2024 at 1:12 PM
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Literally......
November 25, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Sick with the worst man cold (I’m serious guys it’s real bad) and I wanna play video games but i have to either be too high to be good or too sick to have fun.
November 21, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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Rage, little hippo! Rage!
November 21, 2024 at 3:31 AM
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November 21, 2024 at 6:22 AM
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i can't get over the fact that a journalist met the woman cormac mccarthy molested when she was a teenager and then wrote an article about her (honestly amazing) life story in the style of a Cormac McCarthy, as a fan tribute.
November 21, 2024 at 5:23 AM
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BREAKING: i've just received word from an inside source that Donald Trump's next Secretary of the Interior will be King Leopold II of Belgium. staffers in the Department of the Interior have described their mood to me as "cautiously optimistic"
November 20, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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November 20, 2024 at 3:17 PM