Quitting cold turkey can be very unpleasant so if you need to slowly wean off (basically only allow yourself a half can a day for a week, then reduce down to 1/4 of one, and so on until fully off) there is absolutely no shame in a slow recovery. Other than that sleeping as much as possible can help!

She has no clue that I almost threw up on her.

What the fuck??? Why??

Free dentist!

Absolutely.

When you're around a ton of pregnancies with a big family and a lot of friends there comes a point where you can just look at a pregnant person and know when a baby is not going to come out by any traditional means. Do not try to be a hero and get the damn modern medicine.

I looks like something I would've made myself for Halloween between 2012-2015

Ponzu looks like a stopmotion gromit puppet while papaya looks like a giant prawn

in your own house 😭

mary shelley was fujoshi-ing out lowkey