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It is a Well-known Fact that Goblins serve the Trickster Goddess
If the @housedemocrats.bsky.social aren’t owning this shutdown — “We are shutting the government down in order to prevent your healthcare from tripling in price” etc. — and pouring money into telling Republican voters what to tell their reps about it, they’re just wasting everyone’s time.
October 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
If the @housedemocrats.bsky.social aren’t owning this shutdown — “We are shutting the government down in order to prevent your healthcare from tripling in price” etc. — and pouring money into telling Republican voters what to tell their reps about it, they’re just wasting everyone’s time.
Let’s do more together. Including pointless things. Just to remind ourselves that we still can. squidthebee.substack.com/p/experiment...
Experiment: Together
hear me out here
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October 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Let’s do more together. Including pointless things. Just to remind ourselves that we still can. squidthebee.substack.com/p/experiment...
okay hold up @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social is the Southern Reach series really just an incredible riff on if “swamp gas and the reflection of Venus” was actually the reason for everything and they were telling the truth the whole time but it was way weirder than we knew?
September 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
okay hold up @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social is the Southern Reach series really just an incredible riff on if “swamp gas and the reflection of Venus” was actually the reason for everything and they were telling the truth the whole time but it was way weirder than we knew?
nearly everyone has been to 7-11 or something like it, and in this way we are all the same. happy Human Day!
July 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
nearly everyone has been to 7-11 or something like it, and in this way we are all the same. happy Human Day!
ok so since we just straight up have a Nazi party now can we also like come up with a super basic platform we can all agree on and form a party around it called Decent Humans or whatever? if the vote’s gonna be split let’s at least put the effort into making an alternative that people actually want.
July 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
ok so since we just straight up have a Nazi party now can we also like come up with a super basic platform we can all agree on and form a party around it called Decent Humans or whatever? if the vote’s gonna be split let’s at least put the effort into making an alternative that people actually want.
i’m sorry Professor @annaleen.bsky.social i am really trying to finish the reading assignment but i’ve run into some difficulties #storiesareweapons
July 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
i’m sorry Professor @annaleen.bsky.social i am really trying to finish the reading assignment but i’ve run into some difficulties #storiesareweapons
some of y’all got copies of my definitely not a cult pamphlet a while back. i put together a thing about it if you want to see the creative process: squidthebee.substack.com/p/making-the...
Making the Holy Book
... of Admet.
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June 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
some of y’all got copies of my definitely not a cult pamphlet a while back. i put together a thing about it if you want to see the creative process: squidthebee.substack.com/p/making-the...
this is going to be the most important picture in the world. the fool of fools. kneel before it in understanding, but no more.
June 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
this is going to be the most important picture in the world. the fool of fools. kneel before it in understanding, but no more.
if a company wants to actually do something meaningful to support Pride, make your product free this month. free for everybody. or is your product not good enough that you can do that and know you’ll come out on top?
June 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
if a company wants to actually do something meaningful to support Pride, make your product free this month. free for everybody. or is your product not good enough that you can do that and know you’ll come out on top?
say things like “i’m going to see the hill giant”
May 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
say things like “i’m going to see the hill giant”
Pairs nicely with live tracking: www.n2yo.com?s=6073
May 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Pairs nicely with live tracking: www.n2yo.com?s=6073
Don’t really have words about Smothermoss except to say that I finished it in 24 hours and it was beautiful and when you look at the cover you’ll know if you need to read it. I sure did.
May 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Don’t really have words about Smothermoss except to say that I finished it in 24 hours and it was beautiful and when you look at the cover you’ll know if you need to read it. I sure did.
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May 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Unfortunately Atlanta Facebook Marketplace is much better than Birmingham Facebook Marketplace
May 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Unfortunately Atlanta Facebook Marketplace is much better than Birmingham Facebook Marketplace
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I made a silent puppet film about Godzilla vs. Paul Bunyan.
(thank you to @iamchubbybunny.bsky.social for Japanese translations and @okaywolf.ink for clanky piano!!)
(thank you to @iamchubbybunny.bsky.social for Japanese translations and @okaywolf.ink for clanky piano!!)
May 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I made a silent puppet film about Godzilla vs. Paul Bunyan.
(thank you to @iamchubbybunny.bsky.social for Japanese translations and @okaywolf.ink for clanky piano!!)
(thank you to @iamchubbybunny.bsky.social for Japanese translations and @okaywolf.ink for clanky piano!!)
what was the moment? what was it like? did you remember the before? or was there only, forever in that moment, after?
April 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
what was the moment? what was it like? did you remember the before? or was there only, forever in that moment, after?
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hi, folks. here's your daily dose of #dahlias, these being from the #DahliaDell
#JBCFlowers #flowers #nature #garden #bloomscrolling
#JBCFlowers #flowers #nature #garden #bloomscrolling
April 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
hi, folks. here's your daily dose of #dahlias, these being from the #DahliaDell
#JBCFlowers #flowers #nature #garden #bloomscrolling
#JBCFlowers #flowers #nature #garden #bloomscrolling
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April 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Wrote this for the protests yesterday. open.substack.com/pub/squidthe...
Dearly Beloved
A protest note
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April 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Wrote this for the protests yesterday. open.substack.com/pub/squidthe...
I wrote this for the protests today. Feel free to use it if you find it useful.
Dearly beloved,
(and I mean that, you are all dearly beloved, I love all of you here, and all of you who are not here, whichever side of the fence you are on, I love you. We love you. And that is important.) 1/
Dearly beloved,
(and I mean that, you are all dearly beloved, I love all of you here, and all of you who are not here, whichever side of the fence you are on, I love you. We love you. And that is important.) 1/
April 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I wrote this for the protests today. Feel free to use it if you find it useful.
Dearly beloved,
(and I mean that, you are all dearly beloved, I love all of you here, and all of you who are not here, whichever side of the fence you are on, I love you. We love you. And that is important.) 1/
Dearly beloved,
(and I mean that, you are all dearly beloved, I love all of you here, and all of you who are not here, whichever side of the fence you are on, I love you. We love you. And that is important.) 1/
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was a foggy morning here yesterday in Portland, so I decided to go out to the Vancouver waterfront and take some shots!
1. Very Long exposure of a tree in the river
2. Interstate bridge covered in fog.
3. And the dock covered in fog.
#photographersofbluesky #photography
1. Very Long exposure of a tree in the river
2. Interstate bridge covered in fog.
3. And the dock covered in fog.
#photographersofbluesky #photography
February 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
was a foggy morning here yesterday in Portland, so I decided to go out to the Vancouver waterfront and take some shots!
1. Very Long exposure of a tree in the river
2. Interstate bridge covered in fog.
3. And the dock covered in fog.
#photographersofbluesky #photography
1. Very Long exposure of a tree in the river
2. Interstate bridge covered in fog.
3. And the dock covered in fog.
#photographersofbluesky #photography
Of course I am strong enough to change the world.
I do it every time I inhale, every time I exhale, every time I act, every time I am still.
My very physical presence has an effect on my environment and therefore on the people who inhabit it — I exert change involuntarily.
I do it every time I inhale, every time I exhale, every time I act, every time I am still.
My very physical presence has an effect on my environment and therefore on the people who inhabit it — I exert change involuntarily.
March 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Of course I am strong enough to change the world.
I do it every time I inhale, every time I exhale, every time I act, every time I am still.
My very physical presence has an effect on my environment and therefore on the people who inhabit it — I exert change involuntarily.
I do it every time I inhale, every time I exhale, every time I act, every time I am still.
My very physical presence has an effect on my environment and therefore on the people who inhabit it — I exert change involuntarily.
Nobody’s trying to take away your freedom.
They’re trying to stop you from hurting other people.
And possibly yourself.
They’re trying to stop you from hurting other people.
And possibly yourself.
February 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Nobody’s trying to take away your freedom.
They’re trying to stop you from hurting other people.
And possibly yourself.
They’re trying to stop you from hurting other people.
And possibly yourself.
If studying Chinese mythology has taught me anything, it’s how to watch Ne Zha 2. Here’s 10 things to know going in: open.substack.com/pub/squidthe...
February 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If studying Chinese mythology has taught me anything, it’s how to watch Ne Zha 2. Here’s 10 things to know going in: open.substack.com/pub/squidthe...