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Goblin King Josh
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They/Them. Pansexual as FUCK! Retired craft beer slinger. You can find me here talking music, movies, books, and beer.

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Putting on a comfort movie. Been in a weird headspace all day today. Need a nice distraction.

#NowWatching - Dead Heat
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
How is it that Johnny is the only one to make it to the end and keeps his family intact??? And his wife forgives him for cheating… well it looks like Tubi is gonna get burned down tonight

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Raymond Burr did no wrong! Justice for Raymond Burr

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
It’s nice to see the Diner from Seinfeld getting more work.

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Why does this shot make me think we are watching a 2005 Panic! at the Disco music video…

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Hey it looks like they are shopping in Barbara Streisand’s basement.

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
This movie needs to end with Raymond Burr fucking us all so good that we forget about Johnny.

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I have more sexual chemistry with a wall than these two have with each other.

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I can fix him. I swear.

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I swear they wanted a “Jimmy Stewart type” for this character and had to settle for this clown because they couldn’t pay Jimmy Stewart.

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
A woman driving a speedboat!?!?!? Now that ain’t right… it just ain’t. What is this movie… Speed 2: Cruise Control???

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Midnight Mass (2021)

Directed By @mikeflanaganfilm.com

One Perfect Shot

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Jimmy Stewart would have ate in this role.

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I think I accidentally put it on the Talking Heads “Once In A Lifetime” music video.

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Good ole 4:3 Aspect Ratio. The way God herself intended us to enjoy all movies and tv. Any other Aspect Ratio is that of the Devil.

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Looks like this movie is gonna have a lot of Dick (sadly not Miller) in it.

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
After the way my day ended I need to relax and watch a comfort movie to calm my nerves.

#NowWatching - Miami Connection
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I hate doing this but right now I honestly do need the help. Tonight on my drive home the U-Joint of my driveshaft broke. I had to jerry-rig it for the tow home. If anyone can help out with a few bucks so I can fix it and not be out of work. venmo.com/u/GoblinKing...
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Gotta love when a Giallo puts a wholesome family friendly ending in.

#GangDoesGiallo
#ABayOfBlood
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Villains in Italian horror films really know how to properly gaslight a woman.

#GangDoesGiallo
#ABayOfBlood
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
When your third decides she just wants to get shitfaced instead of enjoying a wholesome ole threesome.

#GangDoesGiallo
#ABayOfBlood
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Americans did this scene better in Friday the 13th Part 2.

Prove me wrong!

#GangDoesGiallo
#ABayOfBlood
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Did “In A Violent Nature” just copy this movie?

I am dead serious with this question. Did they? I am not sure if they did because I was bored and stopped paying attention to that movie.

#GangDoesGiallo
#ABayOfBlood
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Giallo films with their eye obsession is just slightly less creepy than Tarantino and his foot fetish.

#GangDoesGiallo
#ABayOfBlood
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM