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Goblin King Josh
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They/Them. Pansexual as FUCK! Retired craft beer slinger. You can find me here talking music, movies, books, and beer.

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Putting on a comfort movie. Been in a weird headspace all day today. Need a nice distraction.

#NowWatching - Dead Heat
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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As always I can’t picture a better way to end the week than hanging with the #MonochromeCreeps crew. I really enjoyed Pitfall a lot. Can’t wait to see what’s in store next week.
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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How is it that Johnny is the only one to make it to the end and keeps his family intact??? And his wife forgives him for cheating… well it looks like Tubi is gonna get burned down tonight

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Ad break 11. Tubi just let me watch the final 5 minutes of this movie in peace.

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
a man in a suit and tie has his hands on his head and the words for the love of god written below him
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November 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Looks like I’m committing arson tonight y’all

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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I swear to God if Johnny lives I will literally go burn down Tubi’s headquarters.

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Raymond Burr did no wrong! Justice for Raymond Burr

#MonochromeCreeps
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#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Tubi ad number 10. Damn it I’m drinking a thc seltzer now thanks to all these fucking ads
November 16, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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I’m far too sober for all these damn Tubi ads.

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Ad break 9 for me tonight.

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Johnny didn’t have the decency to kill outside the house… think of the carpet cleaning cost

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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I swear every fucking Tubi as I have gotten tonight has had that Favor ad with that 3 Doors Down song and damn it I need to listen to some 3 Doors Down

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Johnny… cheating on your wife and being a shitty dad I can forgive but talking trash about comic books is where I draw the line.

#MonochromeCreeps
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November 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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It’s nice to see the Diner from Seinfeld getting more work.

#MonochromeCreeps
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November 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Why does this shot make me think we are watching a 2005 Panic! at the Disco music video…

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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If Johnny can find love then why can’t I???

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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face with the words whyyyy written in yellow
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November 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Hey it looks like they are shopping in Barbara Streisand’s basement.

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
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November 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
goblinkingjosh.bsky.social
I will keep saying this for the rest of the movie but Jimmy Stewart should have played Johnny. At least he would have made him likable.

#MonochromeCreeps
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November 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Ad break 5

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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I have more sexual chemistry with a wall than these two have with each other.

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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#MonochromeCreeps #Pitfall

Should’ve taken that role in Casablanca instead.
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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I can fix him. I swear.

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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4th ad break of the night for me and we aren’t at the half hour mark of the movie. It’s gonna be a long one.

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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I swear they wanted a “Jimmy Stewart type” for this character and had to settle for this clown because they couldn’t pay Jimmy Stewart.

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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A woman driving a speedboat!?!?!? Now that ain’t right… it just ain’t. What is this movie… Speed 2: Cruise Control???

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
#Noirvember
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM