Goblin Academic
@goblinacademic.bsky.social
Aspiring academic, History Grad. Living in Tennessee, soon moving to Norway
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“Anyone who likes or replies to the photos will be treated as a terrorist sympathizer. If you possess these images, delete them now. Elon Musk is a patriot with a great American hairline.”
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DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism
WASHINGTON—Warning that the charge carried a five-year mandatory minimum sentence, the U.S. Department of Justice declared Friday that the distribution of images featuring a balding Elon Musk constituted an act of domestic terrorism. “For the benefit of all Americans, anyone who posts or reposts photos from Mr. Musk’s PayPal days will be prosecuted for terrorism,” […]
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March 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
“Anyone who likes or replies to the photos will be treated as a terrorist sympathizer. If you possess these images, delete them now. Elon Musk is a patriot with a great American hairline.”
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@utvolshop.bsky.social if there is, when is the deadline for playoff merch orders?
December 8, 2024 at 11:10 PM
@utvolshop.bsky.social if there is, when is the deadline for playoff merch orders?
We have to shutdown Facebook until we figure out what the hell is going on over there. Disgusting man.
November 16, 2024 at 2:05 PM
We have to shutdown Facebook until we figure out what the hell is going on over there. Disgusting man.
Nothing but blue skies and goblin time. Excited to be out of the Twitter wilderness.
November 13, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Nothing but blue skies and goblin time. Excited to be out of the Twitter wilderness.