twitter not working all day… everything he touches does ultimately fail

Elon made Twitter/X crash 3 times before 1 pm today, so I’m guess I’m here now lol. What’d I miss these last few months?

RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter

Y’all be like “Without spoiling the movie, I’ll say…”, then proceed to spoil the entire movie. ☹️

Said hi to Jelly Roll on the street one time, but it turns out it was actually Teddy Swims and he started cussing me out😭😭💀💀 I still didn’t know who he was yet, so I guessed “Post Malone?”, then he threatened to sue me for defamation💀💀💀💀

I need more fellow Gen Z’s on this app, it’s boring without y’all😫🥺

You claim to LOVE gay pop, but where’s Jojo Siwa on ur Spotify Wrapped, HMM??🤨

Any Apple Music users on here? Show me ur #AppleMusicReplay 🎵😎🔥

Also currently doing a GoFundMe since I'm going through health problems at the moment if you can donate or atleast share it out I'd really be thankful ♥️🙏 www.gofundme.com/f/fund-andre...

Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism.

We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive

It's sunset in my town rn and the sky looks pink... AND the trees are green again... the #Wicked promo is CRAZYYY🫨🤯🩷💚

LITERALLY EVERYONE got tickets to the Sabrina Carpenter tour but me bruh, I’m LIVID😭😭😭💔 #SabrinaCarpenter #ThatsThatMeDepresso

Hmmm I thought there would be more people on here by now, feels a lil empty. I think I expected a faster user base growth because of the rapid initial growth we saw w/ IG Threads, but that app had the advantage of IG’s existing base. I also wonder when this app will develop a vibe/culture of its own

Can’t waittt for my college to go on Thanksgiving break😫

I’ll finally have more time to play some video games, I’ve been meaning to play that #Splatoon 3 DLC, what are y’all playing rn? 🎮🌟 #gaming

Once all the NYC comedians living in a 12 sq ft apartment w/ $12 in their pocket show up on this app to make funny jokes, this platform will be on another level, TRUST🙌🏽

Ngl it’s too peaceful here, it’s lowkey frightening… what do you MEAN no one’s told me to kms yet??😭😂 I miss that good old toxic hostility! /hj

HELLOOOO BLUESKY-ERS!! 😁🦋 (is that what we call Bluesky users? Idk actually lol…)