Democrat Politician: Look everyone look I know look they're shooting us in the streets okay but look if we just give them a single compliment every day and throw some money at them we can vote in a few months to see if they'll listen or not to legal, fair elections that they've worked to dismantle!

🚨BREAKING: Witnesses say a man was shot by a federal agent in south Minneapolis this morning. There are reports that he is dead.

OneDrive: give me all of your files, I'll keep them all safe, you can trust me with them :)

me: okay great, I'd like see this very important file now

OneDrive: I have erased every trace of that file that ever existed :)

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

Sad! Politicians Denounce Political Violence that Man Worked so Hard to Build reductress.com/post/sad-pol... via @reductress.bsky.social

I saw this recently and it sums up my take on Charlie Kirk’s death.

I will never mourn the passing of someone whose existence made the world a worse place.

BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨

Former Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) on Thursday said he was withdrawing from consideration as President-elect Trump’s nomination to be attorney general

Gaetz had quit his position in the House. Does this mean Gaetz ended up kicking himself out of politics?

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