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Scottish resident in Andalusia.
St Johnstone and Scotland, FPL, Indie Bands, Craft Beer & Tapas.
Dugs…lots of dugs! 🐕🦮 🐕 🐕‍🦺🐕 🐩🦒
Insane, would be good.
Imagine waking up everyday, lucid, sharp, educated and aware.
That, my friend, will do it’s own work.
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Fucki g absolutely brioche.
The guy is a complete c unt.
Actually..
I really like him.
Talks sense
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
…shhh
but Gravenberch 🤫
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Always a fraud
November 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Brilliant.! My first time was in the local infirmary. The dude with the scope was a cool cunt, after all I pitched up in brown boots and an NHS smock.
Got chatting. Rod up the arse. He’s asks. Where you from? Like a wine etc.
Fuck sake my new neighbour 😆
November 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Ok, maybe when they’re knackered
October 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Truth is the bastards won’t sit still long enough …
October 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Ok enough of dogs in Bandanas. Only Niall Harbison from Thailand gets away with that shit, and only just! 😆
October 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Definitely your OR you handsome bastard
October 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Sorry, alcohol induced depression of my own feeble rank
October 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I may change my name to FPLHaaland and shit myself and captain Mbeumo
October 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
For many weeks Enzo, like his great great grandfather, the godfather of Ferrari, has lived on his Italian heritage, while putting a gun to our head and saying ‘ an FPL fanny will always underestimate your virtues and an enemy overestimate your faults."
October 31, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I know the pain!
October 31, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Romero is a trap
Like a piece of kebab meat on a Saturday night after 14 Jägermeisters he feels good at the time but in the morning he’ll haunt you like that fingerblast in the gents, that turns out to be your own arse.
October 31, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This makes far to much sense to be good advice! 😆
Thanks mate. Genuinely insightful.
October 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Not only but also..

Met this a bear a few times

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Hercules the bear brought back to life on the stage - BBC News
The grizzly bear was raised in a trailer near Dunblane but went on to become a worldwide celebrity.
www.bbc.com
October 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Kudos, with 3 pnts narrowly beating Guiu’s miserable 2, Horrible game week all round with 37 points all out.
Onwards and upwards….
😆
October 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
And don’t type like a 8 year Old! Sake
October 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM