FPL Goalboss
@goalboss.bsky.social
Scottish resident in Andalusia.
St Johnstone and Scotland, FPL, Indie Bands, Craft Beer & Tapas.
Dugs…lots of dugs! 🐕🦮 🐕 🐕🦺🐕 🐩🦒
St Johnstone and Scotland, FPL, Indie Bands, Craft Beer & Tapas.
Dugs…lots of dugs! 🐕🦮 🐕 🐕🦺🐕 🐩🦒
Planning to run it on the beer methane
November 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Planning to run it on the beer methane
Maybe a bit early for some folks, but looking at options for WC next year before draw on 5/12 and, fuck me!!
Need to settle for a 10 berth rock and roll RV bus to make it possible.
Need to settle for a 10 berth rock and roll RV bus to make it possible.
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Maybe a bit early for some folks, but looking at options for WC next year before draw on 5/12 and, fuck me!!
Need to settle for a 10 berth rock and roll RV bus to make it possible.
Need to settle for a 10 berth rock and roll RV bus to make it possible.
Reposted by FPL Goalboss
Exactly this 👇
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Exactly this 👇
Tbh who’s not getting happy with this shite!
Couple of hits and my doctor says my hypertension will counteract any sildenafil I’m on.
Upwards and onwards shaggers!
Couple of hits and my doctor says my hypertension will counteract any sildenafil I’m on.
Upwards and onwards shaggers!
November 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Tbh who’s not getting happy with this shite!
Couple of hits and my doctor says my hypertension will counteract any sildenafil I’m on.
Upwards and onwards shaggers!
Couple of hits and my doctor says my hypertension will counteract any sildenafil I’m on.
Upwards and onwards shaggers!
Went for a prostate exam today.
I can’t tell a lie, a finger up the arse from a stranger was surprisingly arrousing but not as much as…
94 points
OR 730k
Keep on trucking shaggers
I can’t tell a lie, a finger up the arse from a stranger was surprisingly arrousing but not as much as…
94 points
OR 730k
Keep on trucking shaggers
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Went for a prostate exam today.
I can’t tell a lie, a finger up the arse from a stranger was surprisingly arrousing but not as much as…
94 points
OR 730k
Keep on trucking shaggers
I can’t tell a lie, a finger up the arse from a stranger was surprisingly arrousing but not as much as…
94 points
OR 730k
Keep on trucking shaggers
Seeking out the source of the headwaters of the place that spawned Gyökeres, to discover if he’s worth my transfer, I’m off to Greece, specifically Athens, next month.
When I see him in action against the Scottish national football team I will report back on his suitability of your faith.
When I see him in action against the Scottish national football team I will report back on his suitability of your faith.
October 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Seeking out the source of the headwaters of the place that spawned Gyökeres, to discover if he’s worth my transfer, I’m off to Greece, specifically Athens, next month.
When I see him in action against the Scottish national football team I will report back on his suitability of your faith.
When I see him in action against the Scottish national football team I will report back on his suitability of your faith.
Meant to post a picture of my 3 midfielders and front 3.
BTH it makes no Feckin’ difference now!
BTH it makes no Feckin’ difference now!
October 25, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Meant to post a picture of my 3 midfielders and front 3.
BTH it makes no Feckin’ difference now!
BTH it makes no Feckin’ difference now!
If you’re looking for a lift up to the next level of FPL you can do worse than the Bocker ‘Raise my Rank’.
At only €250 an hour, it’s a steal.
Guaranteed we find you hidden jewels and you’ll be chased by your competitors.
Sign up now at ‘why didn’tIthinkofthat.com
At only €250 an hour, it’s a steal.
Guaranteed we find you hidden jewels and you’ll be chased by your competitors.
Sign up now at ‘why didn’tIthinkofthat.com
October 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If you’re looking for a lift up to the next level of FPL you can do worse than the Bocker ‘Raise my Rank’.
At only €250 an hour, it’s a steal.
Guaranteed we find you hidden jewels and you’ll be chased by your competitors.
Sign up now at ‘why didn’tIthinkofthat.com
At only €250 an hour, it’s a steal.
Guaranteed we find you hidden jewels and you’ll be chased by your competitors.
Sign up now at ‘why didn’tIthinkofthat.com
Just realised I’m still on the fence for Kudos or Anthony…
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
October 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Just realised I’m still on the fence for Kudos or Anthony…
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
Bit the bullet and binned Salah for Caicedo. Tempted to BB but think I’d be chasing ghosts. Left it for another week. Captained Semenyo.
Good luck shaggers!
Good luck shaggers!
October 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Bit the bullet and binned Salah for Caicedo. Tempted to BB but think I’d be chasing ghosts. Left it for another week. Captained Semenyo.
Good luck shaggers!
Good luck shaggers!
Pedro, my mate from the pub, told me he could play. Put him in team for a laugh. My mates wife plays for the market boys. Nutmegged the cunt, left him stupid.
Eggs and pancakes
Bosh!
Eggs and pancakes
Bosh!
October 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Pedro, my mate from the pub, told me he could play. Put him in team for a laugh. My mates wife plays for the market boys. Nutmegged the cunt, left him stupid.
Eggs and pancakes
Bosh!
Eggs and pancakes
Bosh!
The devil is in the detail.
Well apparently not.
The devil wears the number 11 for West Ham.
With swagger n previous pnts , he draws you in, just when you’re going to make a sensible transfer the incubus himself with a smiling face & lust of points, takes you.
I succumbed, and he sucked.
Well apparently not.
The devil wears the number 11 for West Ham.
With swagger n previous pnts , he draws you in, just when you’re going to make a sensible transfer the incubus himself with a smiling face & lust of points, takes you.
I succumbed, and he sucked.
October 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The devil is in the detail.
Well apparently not.
The devil wears the number 11 for West Ham.
With swagger n previous pnts , he draws you in, just when you’re going to make a sensible transfer the incubus himself with a smiling face & lust of points, takes you.
I succumbed, and he sucked.
Well apparently not.
The devil wears the number 11 for West Ham.
With swagger n previous pnts , he draws you in, just when you’re going to make a sensible transfer the incubus himself with a smiling face & lust of points, takes you.
I succumbed, and he sucked.
FFS - the wind is blowing at Gayfield!
A haddock just took a free kick!
A haddock just took a free kick!
October 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
FFS - the wind is blowing at Gayfield!
A haddock just took a free kick!
A haddock just took a free kick!
Delighted with this GW. Rice transfer paid off.
Romero been a huge disappointment since he came in but he’ll be gone soon.
Nicely set up for next few weeks.
Thinking of FH in GW 14 when prems have good fixtures, depending on IB injuries and fatigue 🧐
OR 🌍 504,000 🙃
Romero been a huge disappointment since he came in but he’ll be gone soon.
Nicely set up for next few weeks.
Thinking of FH in GW 14 when prems have good fixtures, depending on IB injuries and fatigue 🧐
OR 🌍 504,000 🙃
October 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Delighted with this GW. Rice transfer paid off.
Romero been a huge disappointment since he came in but he’ll be gone soon.
Nicely set up for next few weeks.
Thinking of FH in GW 14 when prems have good fixtures, depending on IB injuries and fatigue 🧐
OR 🌍 504,000 🙃
Romero been a huge disappointment since he came in but he’ll be gone soon.
Nicely set up for next few weeks.
Thinking of FH in GW 14 when prems have good fixtures, depending on IB injuries and fatigue 🧐
OR 🌍 504,000 🙃
Apologies to my new Blue Sky friends. I’ve soiled myself by being back on X.
I could not help myself but the opportunity to engage with American golf fans was too much. I’ve now, mostly, ejaculated my Ryder Cup mucus, however I’m sadly looking forward to tomorrow.
I could not help myself but the opportunity to engage with American golf fans was too much. I’ve now, mostly, ejaculated my Ryder Cup mucus, however I’m sadly looking forward to tomorrow.
September 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Apologies to my new Blue Sky friends. I’ve soiled myself by being back on X.
I could not help myself but the opportunity to engage with American golf fans was too much. I’ve now, mostly, ejaculated my Ryder Cup mucus, however I’m sadly looking forward to tomorrow.
I could not help myself but the opportunity to engage with American golf fans was too much. I’ve now, mostly, ejaculated my Ryder Cup mucus, however I’m sadly looking forward to tomorrow.
WC played
850k to 470k
Can’t complain
😄
850k to 470k
Can’t complain
😄
September 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
WC played
850k to 470k
Can’t complain
😄
850k to 470k
Can’t complain
😄
Won’t be doing as much FPL once Big Brother and the new Married at first sight starts. I’ll be too busy pulling my finger nails out and poking needles into my eyes with burning embers in my ears. Mrs will have peace to rot her brain while I consider life choices.
September 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Won’t be doing as much FPL once Big Brother and the new Married at first sight starts. I’ll be too busy pulling my finger nails out and poking needles into my eyes with burning embers in my ears. Mrs will have peace to rot her brain while I consider life choices.
Wildcard going to plan so far. Pity about Senesi yellow but shit happens. Looking forward to a ✅ if and when Pedro plays. Grealish maybe a trap 🧐
September 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Wildcard going to plan so far. Pity about Senesi yellow but shit happens. Looking forward to a ✅ if and when Pedro plays. Grealish maybe a trap 🧐
Happy with my 63 points and
1.45 🌍or
Used 2 FH’s to bring in J. Pedro and Mbeumo for Palmer and Watkins.
Worked out perfectly on that front.
Not usually that fortunate 😜
Still thinking WC in next few weeks 🧐
1.45 🌍or
Used 2 FH’s to bring in J. Pedro and Mbeumo for Palmer and Watkins.
Worked out perfectly on that front.
Not usually that fortunate 😜
Still thinking WC in next few weeks 🧐
September 1, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Happy with my 63 points and
1.45 🌍or
Used 2 FH’s to bring in J. Pedro and Mbeumo for Palmer and Watkins.
Worked out perfectly on that front.
Not usually that fortunate 😜
Still thinking WC in next few weeks 🧐
1.45 🌍or
Used 2 FH’s to bring in J. Pedro and Mbeumo for Palmer and Watkins.
Worked out perfectly on that front.
Not usually that fortunate 😜
Still thinking WC in next few weeks 🧐
Lo siento mucho, I got carried away slagging people from the other side. Don’t judge me.
August 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Lo siento mucho, I got carried away slagging people from the other side. Don’t judge me.
I know. Let’s forget about education, science and all knowledge and let things just happen. With no restrictions or reason. That’ll work.
August 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I know. Let’s forget about education, science and all knowledge and let things just happen. With no restrictions or reason. That’ll work.
Why are the Lionesses called that? I understand it’s affection but the men’s team is never ‘The Lions’ - I find it a little bit awkward. Why not ‘The Three Lionesses’ ?
In fact there’s 11 in the men’s team , so why do they get called The Three Lions and not ‘The 11 Lions’s’ ?
🤷🏻♂️
In fact there’s 11 in the men’s team , so why do they get called The Three Lions and not ‘The 11 Lions’s’ ?
🤷🏻♂️
July 23, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Why are the Lionesses called that? I understand it’s affection but the men’s team is never ‘The Lions’ - I find it a little bit awkward. Why not ‘The Three Lionesses’ ?
In fact there’s 11 in the men’s team , so why do they get called The Three Lions and not ‘The 11 Lions’s’ ?
🤷🏻♂️
In fact there’s 11 in the men’s team , so why do they get called The Three Lions and not ‘The 11 Lions’s’ ?
🤷🏻♂️
Anyway.. St Johnstone 2-1 up and top of group.
July 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Anyway.. St Johnstone 2-1 up and top of group.