Everytime someone says "boy mom" or "girl dad" an angel stabs another angel
July 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Everytime someone says "boy mom" or "girl dad" an angel stabs another angel
If you can't hug or smooch the homies, I don't trust you.
July 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
If you can't hug or smooch the homies, I don't trust you.
I love pretending that I will have energy at the end of the day only to become a couch gremlin with my game controllers.
July 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I love pretending that I will have energy at the end of the day only to become a couch gremlin with my game controllers.
The only reason I am grateful for Independence Day:
a man wearing glasses and a green shirt is making a funny face .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a green shirt is making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
July 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The only reason I am grateful for Independence Day:
These are the only founding fathers I believe in
three men are standing on a set of stairs .
ALT: three men are standing on a set of stairs .
media.tenor.com
July 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
These are the only founding fathers I believe in
I'm just...so fucking tired.
July 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I'm just...so fucking tired.
Imagine eating a sustaining meal before going out into the world.
June 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Imagine eating a sustaining meal before going out into the world.
My heart genuinely hurts 💔 Anne Burrell was talented and joyful, and helped so many people on and offscreen to develop their culinary skills. Red markered knuckles forever.
June 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My heart genuinely hurts 💔 Anne Burrell was talented and joyful, and helped so many people on and offscreen to develop their culinary skills. Red markered knuckles forever.
Blasted "Killing in the Name" down the street and got a few friendly honks (or at least what I deem to be friendly)
So ✊
So ✊
June 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Blasted "Killing in the Name" down the street and got a few friendly honks (or at least what I deem to be friendly)
So ✊
So ✊
"Rather than jumping over someone to get what you want, consider reaching out your hand and taking the leap side by side. Because life is better when we leap together." - 🐸
A muppet and movie stars give commencement speeches –inspiring graduates with hope, humor and a powerful call to action.
2025 graduation speeches give inspiration through activism and humor
A muppet and movie stars give commencement speeches –inspiring graduates with hope, humor and a powerful call to action.
n.pr
June 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
"Rather than jumping over someone to get what you want, consider reaching out your hand and taking the leap side by side. Because life is better when we leap together." - 🐸
My marketing class is teaching me that everything is made up and the points don't matter. Also weird-ass acronyms like NSAMCWADLP
June 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My marketing class is teaching me that everything is made up and the points don't matter. Also weird-ass acronyms like NSAMCWADLP
I have not actively tuned into the Tonys since...2013? But a cappella babies keep showing up onstage, and for that I am grateful.
June 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I have not actively tuned into the Tonys since...2013? But a cappella babies keep showing up onstage, and for that I am grateful.
Marriage is playing separate video games from the same couch. (It's Doom and Fantasy Life)
June 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Marriage is playing separate video games from the same couch. (It's Doom and Fantasy Life)
To celebrate Pride I just watched an intense deep dive into John Wayne Gacy 😬🌈
June 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
To celebrate Pride I just watched an intense deep dive into John Wayne Gacy 😬🌈
I know in a different life this morning I would be retrieving a Switch 2. Instead I fought a toddler from wearing four shoes at once and then had to console said child when she crashed out 🫡
June 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I know in a different life this morning I would be retrieving a Switch 2. Instead I fought a toddler from wearing four shoes at once and then had to console said child when she crashed out 🫡
HAHAHA my head is about to EXPLODE, thanks barometric pressure
June 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
HAHAHA my head is about to EXPLODE, thanks barometric pressure
This just in re: the Baby Shark Cinematic Universe - Baby Shark's name is Brooklyn.
May 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This just in re: the Baby Shark Cinematic Universe - Baby Shark's name is Brooklyn.
Reposted by heather
Assigned baby at birth 👶
May 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Assigned baby at birth 👶
Just watched my child make it over the triangle climber independently so it's now over for me
May 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Just watched my child make it over the triangle climber independently so it's now over for me
Reposted by heather
A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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theonion.com/a-shatt...
May 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
theonion.com/a-shatt...
theonion.com/a-shatt...
Why tf is the Baby Shark empire so vast
May 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Why tf is the Baby Shark empire so vast
Does anyone have opinions on Epic: the Musical?
May 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Does anyone have opinions on Epic: the Musical?
I somehow skipped the slime era of COVID and now can't stop watching scoops pls send help
May 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I somehow skipped the slime era of COVID and now can't stop watching scoops pls send help
In other news, fuck fireworks, amirite
May 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
In other news, fuck fireworks, amirite
fwiw fr33d0m is bullshit if you can't use your power to help others
May 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
fwiw fr33d0m is bullshit if you can't use your power to help others