David “Handsome Dave” Bishop
@gnuconsulting.com
Imperfect Feminist. Not here to make friends - here to make *great* friends. Dead Sexy. San Diego. He/him. Fuck terfs.
Ah, a fellow member of the punching class. Congratulations. 🎉
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Ah, a fellow member of the punching class. Congratulations. 🎉
I feel like a whole lot of you could use this. Enjoy!
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I feel like a whole lot of you could use this. Enjoy!
Also im_doing_my_part.gif
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Also im_doing_my_part.gif
I’m curious if any of you had the same reaction I did to this. Because it was neither laughter nor horror nor scorn.
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I’m curious if any of you had the same reaction I did to this. Because it was neither laughter nor horror nor scorn.
On clothing, sustainability, and all of those “alternative fibers” like bamboo, eucalyptus, and seaweed. Screenshot from www.tumblr.com/aprillikesth...
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
On clothing, sustainability, and all of those “alternative fibers” like bamboo, eucalyptus, and seaweed. Screenshot from www.tumblr.com/aprillikesth...
I look *waaay* younger without facial hair but also I look like a dork so facial hair it is. Also, I’m a (step-)grandpa four times over. I’m well past worrying about looking young. 😄
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I look *waaay* younger without facial hair but also I look like a dork so facial hair it is. Also, I’m a (step-)grandpa four times over. I’m well past worrying about looking young. 😄
I’m not sure *interest* is the right word here.
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I’m not sure *interest* is the right word here.
Today’s Featured Wikipedia article is maybe not as subtle as the Wikipedia editors think it is. 😂
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Today’s Featured Wikipedia article is maybe not as subtle as the Wikipedia editors think it is. 😂
Hell yeah we do.
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Hell yeah we do.
The one vote against was Clay Higgins (R, LA). There are too many terrible people for me to keep track of all of them, so I looked him up on Wikipedia. Pretty sure these coupla paragraphs have all the information I need to know.
Especially enjoyed "Car dealership manager". 👩🍳💋
Especially enjoyed "Car dealership manager". 👩🍳💋
![Career
At age 18, Higgins enlisted in the Military Police Corps of the Louisiana National Guard, serving for six years (1979–85) and reaching the rank of staff sergeant.[6][7][8] While working as a military officer, Higgins supported the 1992 presidential campaign of Pat Buchanan and the gubernatorial campaign of Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke, despite Higgins describing Duke as a "Nazi" to an Atlanta Journal-Constitution reporter.[9][10]
He worked for several years as a manager of car dealerships.[5]
Local law enforcement
In 2004, Higgins became a patrol officer for the Opelousas City police department. By 2007, police chief Perry Gallow was prepared to take major disciplinary action against Higgins who was accused of beating a Black man who was handcuffed and lying about it.[11] In a letter to the city council, the police chief wrote, "Clay Higgins used unnecessary force on a subject during the execution of a warrant and later gave false statements during an internal investigation...although he later recanted his story and admitted to striking a suspect in handcuffs and later releasing him".[12] Higgins resigned before disciplinary action could be imposed.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wq2woeioijogxhzhfndqx3vp/bafkreiakze6odzga4poaq7kqkpwa52gtbwxk6ijhslyjdh5ioejvljaezm@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The one vote against was Clay Higgins (R, LA). There are too many terrible people for me to keep track of all of them, so I looked him up on Wikipedia. Pretty sure these coupla paragraphs have all the information I need to know.
Especially enjoyed "Car dealership manager". 👩🍳💋
Especially enjoyed "Car dealership manager". 👩🍳💋
What a world, what a world.
November 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
What a world, what a world.
"... they break upon us." 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
November 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
"... they break upon us." 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
What an excellent summation of my thoughts on shouters. From The Emilie Adventures by @marthawells.com
October 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
What an excellent summation of my thoughts on shouters. From The Emilie Adventures by @marthawells.com
I mean, I’m not saying you’ve done this exact Kermit flail every time I’ve seen you, because it’s not true. But it’s been more than once. 😄
October 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I mean, I’m not saying you’ve done this exact Kermit flail every time I’ve seen you, because it’s not true. But it’s been more than once. 😄
I like to lie to people about my age, telling them I’m much older than I actually am. If I was 60, for instance, I’d look great! If I tell people I’m 39, they tell me I should see a doctor, stat. My actual age, they just shrug. “Yeah, 47 is about right.”
October 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I like to lie to people about my age, telling them I’m much older than I actually am. If I was 60, for instance, I’d look great! If I tell people I’m 39, they tell me I should see a doctor, stat. My actual age, they just shrug. “Yeah, 47 is about right.”
At a Jon Baptiste concert and he is wearing a silk suit outfit that drapes and contours in such a way that we are currently trying to answer the age old question: is Jon Baptiste circumcised?
Consensus says no and we’re actually pretty confident.
Consensus says no and we’re actually pretty confident.
September 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
At a Jon Baptiste concert and he is wearing a silk suit outfit that drapes and contours in such a way that we are currently trying to answer the age old question: is Jon Baptiste circumcised?
Consensus says no and we’re actually pretty confident.
Consensus says no and we’re actually pretty confident.
I am so very sick and tired of seeing this fucking tweet quoted like it isn't scaremongering luddite bullshit posted by people who are completely surrounded by technology but want to feel superior to folks who have a HomePod and a couple of lights that change color.
September 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I am so very sick and tired of seeing this fucking tweet quoted like it isn't scaremongering luddite bullshit posted by people who are completely surrounded by technology but want to feel superior to folks who have a HomePod and a couple of lights that change color.
One of the best lists I've ever subscribed to.
August 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
One of the best lists I've ever subscribed to.
That train is never late...
August 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
That train is never late...
So it looks like Twillory (which I haven't bought anything from in years) is either selling their customer list or they've been hacked. And State Farm is buying lists and spamming.
Just a heads up for y'all, do with that what you will.
Just a heads up for y'all, do with that what you will.
August 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
So it looks like Twillory (which I haven't bought anything from in years) is either selling their customer list or they've been hacked. And State Farm is buying lists and spamming.
Just a heads up for y'all, do with that what you will.
Just a heads up for y'all, do with that what you will.
40 plus appreciation post! Reskeet with a pic if you’re on the right side of 40. (cheat-mode)
June 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
40 plus appreciation post! Reskeet with a pic if you’re on the right side of 40. (cheat-mode)
Sounds about white.
June 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Sounds about white.
I haven't really been very interested in the whole left/lib fight about why we lost the election. I don't think it's productive or useful and I understand that for any *future* elections, I'm going to be sharing a tent with people I don't like.
But I did want to say fuck this person in particular.
But I did want to say fuck this person in particular.
May 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I haven't really been very interested in the whole left/lib fight about why we lost the election. I don't think it's productive or useful and I understand that for any *future* elections, I'm going to be sharing a tent with people I don't like.
But I did want to say fuck this person in particular.
But I did want to say fuck this person in particular.