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Rón Ginn ✅
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Ew.
February 27, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I don’t trust a person who wasn’t radicalized in their teens.
February 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
To the illiterate bumpkins who ended up living there.
February 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Because of republican presidents, and also Bill Clinton.
February 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Total non sequitur. No one cares enough about Shpokxaine to pronounce it the way a niche group wants it. Same goes for Melbourne, Australia. Handle it, pedants.
February 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
If your dumb town can’t conform to standard orthography, it’s no one else’s problem.
February 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Lopshifting from Whole Foods has always been ethical. Just don’t get caught.
February 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The next pandemic will involve diarrhea. Mark my words.
February 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Get that shot every year.
February 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This is Bluesky, so I am aware of the coming backlash. I’ll say it anyway.

ChatGPT can answer questions like that pretty accurately. It sucks at many things, but grammar in other languages is not one of those things.
February 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
WHAT? I can’t take any more bad news.
February 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I don’t shake hands anymore. Why the hell would I ever want to touch a dude?
February 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
You may be deficient in some mineral, likely magnesium or potassium. Avocados, bananas, and dark chocolate might help.
February 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I no longer carry straw. I carry only hatred.
February 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Try it sometime. It’s especially effective after you yearn.
a man in a suit is talking to another man in a crowded restaurant .
ALT: a man in a suit is talking to another man in a crowded restaurant .
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February 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Whatever that lady just did to my wiener, I’ll take it.
February 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
When I was a kid, we hung out in front of Rite Aid and held improvised raves.
February 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Do the villain finger tent. Perfect.
mr. burns from the simpsons says excellent
ALT: mr. burns from the simpsons says excellent
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February 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
*formerly Twitter.
February 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM