Mike
@gnastler.bsky.social
Rapscallion and poster of nonsense that can't stay in my noggin but it's gotta go somewhere
I dont understand did we not do the summoning rites correctly? Why did that prognosticating Marmot forsake us?
February 4, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I dont understand did we not do the summoning rites correctly? Why did that prognosticating Marmot forsake us?
I've contemplated taco bell orders in the heat of the night that you cant even conceive of
December 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I've contemplated taco bell orders in the heat of the night that you cant even conceive of
There's kissing in mma right??? God I hope so
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
There's kissing in mma right??? God I hope so
Wearing these bad boys like how the scene kids used to back in middleschool
October 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Wearing these bad boys like how the scene kids used to back in middleschool
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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enjoy my 3 minute edit
September 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
enjoy my 3 minute edit
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Joey chestnut was the only thing that made me proud to be an American yesterday
July 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Joey chestnut was the only thing that made me proud to be an American yesterday
The 2 beers in the cooler at the work cookout feels like a trap
June 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The 2 beers in the cooler at the work cookout feels like a trap
Straight up getting my ass handed to me in checkers by a bot at coolmathgamesdotcom
May 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Straight up getting my ass handed to me in checkers by a bot at coolmathgamesdotcom
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get me to God’s country
April 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
get me to God’s country
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Gonna bob my head like a bearded dragon to display dominance at the dining room table tomorrow if uncle gary tries any of his politics bs
December 24, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Gonna bob my head like a bearded dragon to display dominance at the dining room table tomorrow if uncle gary tries any of his politics bs
The osmosis jones mayor in me sure has been fucking around lately
December 22, 2024 at 11:48 AM
The osmosis jones mayor in me sure has been fucking around lately
Let the rodent child casino monger rip heaters again goddamnit
December 20, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Let the rodent child casino monger rip heaters again goddamnit
wouldst thou like to live fergoliciously?
December 13, 2024 at 1:21 AM
wouldst thou like to live fergoliciously?
This isn't even related to that cute assassin I just got fuckin beef with the hamburglar
December 11, 2024 at 1:16 AM
This isn't even related to that cute assassin I just got fuckin beef with the hamburglar
Well well well looky here the mayor of piss jug alley has an opinion
October 19, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Well well well looky here the mayor of piss jug alley has an opinion
Breaking down? Oh no I'm just building up to the mother of all fuck ups
October 15, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Breaking down? Oh no I'm just building up to the mother of all fuck ups
He really went and chose a thunderbirds puppet as a veep huh?
July 16, 2024 at 9:19 PM
He really went and chose a thunderbirds puppet as a veep huh?
Watched members of the tribe over the ridge bury some of their valuable flax seeds in the ground, what a dumb fuckin way to store them
July 13, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Watched members of the tribe over the ridge bury some of their valuable flax seeds in the ground, what a dumb fuckin way to store them
You really just think you can talk all that dogshit and expect to stay off of Santa's naughty list?
July 1, 2024 at 8:10 PM
You really just think you can talk all that dogshit and expect to stay off of Santa's naughty list?
Gotta get my union rep on the phone because management won't let us try and appease the sun with offerings
April 8, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Gotta get my union rep on the phone because management won't let us try and appease the sun with offerings