Mike C
@gnarlycupcakes.bsky.social
computer toucher. apple alum. crunchy old video game nerd. ferris bueller disciple. sometimes dog owner. My kid is funnier than yours.
I got a box full of photographs
Feels like they change every time I'm looking back
We ran on empty for so long
I'm getting back to where we left off
Feels like they change every time I'm looking back
We ran on empty for so long
I'm getting back to where we left off
August 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I got a box full of photographs
Feels like they change every time I'm looking back
We ran on empty for so long
I'm getting back to where we left off
Feels like they change every time I'm looking back
We ran on empty for so long
I'm getting back to where we left off
If I’ve had better days then they’re hard to remember,
I was stuck in a bender before we met, there wasn’t anything.
But I’ve been on a high since the moment I saw you,
And there’s nothing I won’t do for you now because you’re everything.
I was stuck in a bender before we met, there wasn’t anything.
But I’ve been on a high since the moment I saw you,
And there’s nothing I won’t do for you now because you’re everything.
August 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If I’ve had better days then they’re hard to remember,
I was stuck in a bender before we met, there wasn’t anything.
But I’ve been on a high since the moment I saw you,
And there’s nothing I won’t do for you now because you’re everything.
I was stuck in a bender before we met, there wasn’t anything.
But I’ve been on a high since the moment I saw you,
And there’s nothing I won’t do for you now because you’re everything.
holy crap I secured a promotion today and my daughter isn’t gonna have to live in a cardboard box.
I could cry. I really could.
I could cry. I really could.
July 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
holy crap I secured a promotion today and my daughter isn’t gonna have to live in a cardboard box.
I could cry. I really could.
I could cry. I really could.
2025 - Hot Water Music still absolutely whips
Remedy (2018 Remaster) by Hot Water Music on Apple Music
Song · 2002 · Duration 2:38
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June 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
2025 - Hot Water Music still absolutely whips
Because I never use this and few will see it
Eat shit, I look great for 40 🤙
Eat shit, I look great for 40 🤙
May 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Because I never use this and few will see it
Eat shit, I look great for 40 🤙
Eat shit, I look great for 40 🤙
Gotta say minus the crystal meth that semi charmed life song makes a lot of sense
May 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Gotta say minus the crystal meth that semi charmed life song makes a lot of sense
Today I fucked up by not realizing my kid cannot recognize me when I wear a baseball hat and terrorized her for 45 minutes before I realized she thinks her dad was replaced by a stranger
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May 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Today I fucked up by not realizing my kid cannot recognize me when I wear a baseball hat and terrorized her for 45 minutes before I realized she thinks her dad was replaced by a stranger
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lol I got promoted…. I think?
February 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
lol I got promoted…. I think?
when you’ve lost Jose canseco you’ve lost the critical demographic of washed shitheads
February 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
when you’ve lost Jose canseco you’ve lost the critical demographic of washed shitheads
Chiefs so ass, trash superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Chiefs so ass, trash superbowl
Today I am wearing socks with little dinosaurs on them and I am unsure if I or my daughter are more entertained by this
It’s the little things.
It’s the little things.
January 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Today I am wearing socks with little dinosaurs on them and I am unsure if I or my daughter are more entertained by this
It’s the little things.
It’s the little things.
But if you sing along a little fucking louder
To a happy song
You'll be just fine cause
To a happy song
You'll be just fine cause
January 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
But if you sing along a little fucking louder
To a happy song
You'll be just fine cause
To a happy song
You'll be just fine cause
Hitcha house party, fuck it up, we misbehavin
January 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Hitcha house party, fuck it up, we misbehavin
Shout out to Nvidia stock for being a giant piece of shit this morning 🤙
January 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Shout out to Nvidia stock for being a giant piece of shit this morning 🤙
world is going to shit and all major social media run by the worst people on earth
Bluesky pls don’t fuck this up. I barely talk to anybody as it is.
This is my final frontier of shitposting.
Bluesky pls don’t fuck this up. I barely talk to anybody as it is.
This is my final frontier of shitposting.
January 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
world is going to shit and all major social media run by the worst people on earth
Bluesky pls don’t fuck this up. I barely talk to anybody as it is.
This is my final frontier of shitposting.
Bluesky pls don’t fuck this up. I barely talk to anybody as it is.
This is my final frontier of shitposting.
I taught my kid how to put the plastic balls down the spiral slide and both she and I are extremely proud of her
January 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I taught my kid how to put the plastic balls down the spiral slide and both she and I are extremely proud of her
Literally don’t know how to function without Thursday night football games again 😔
January 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Literally don’t know how to function without Thursday night football games again 😔
The sweetest victory this world can offer is being praised by my Apple Watch for standing as I lift myself from the toilet
January 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The sweetest victory this world can offer is being praised by my Apple Watch for standing as I lift myself from the toilet
Charlie and the chocolate factory
Grandpa: my legs are all fucked up, sorry we have to live in poverty
Also grandpa: The golden ticket has healed me, when we leaving?
Grandpa: my legs are all fucked up, sorry we have to live in poverty
Also grandpa: The golden ticket has healed me, when we leaving?
December 26, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Charlie and the chocolate factory
Grandpa: my legs are all fucked up, sorry we have to live in poverty
Also grandpa: The golden ticket has healed me, when we leaving?
Grandpa: my legs are all fucked up, sorry we have to live in poverty
Also grandpa: The golden ticket has healed me, when we leaving?
Diamonds are blindin', I never make the same mistakes
Movin' with a change of pace, lighter load, see now the king is straight
Movin' with a change of pace, lighter load, see now the king is straight
December 23, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Diamonds are blindin', I never make the same mistakes
Movin' with a change of pace, lighter load, see now the king is straight
Movin' with a change of pace, lighter load, see now the king is straight
Reposted by Mike C
Instead of having playoffs, the college football championship should be between the best college team and the worst NFL team. If the college team wins, they get to become an NFL franchise, and the NFL team has to become a university.
December 22, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Instead of having playoffs, the college football championship should be between the best college team and the worst NFL team. If the college team wins, they get to become an NFL franchise, and the NFL team has to become a university.
Reposted by Mike C
parenting has fundamentally changed me as a person. like I’ll be out in the yard thinking “damn I wish my kid was home so I could show him this cool worm. I will take pictures of it for him.”
December 14, 2024 at 3:30 AM
parenting has fundamentally changed me as a person. like I’ll be out in the yard thinking “damn I wish my kid was home so I could show him this cool worm. I will take pictures of it for him.”
I will never work an office job Black Friday again
a woman says " as god is my witness " while holding her fist in the air
ALT: a woman says " as god is my witness " while holding her fist in the air
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November 29, 2024 at 1:53 PM
I will never work an office job Black Friday again
This year I am thankful my little girl used her new found vocal skills to say dadaddadadadaada before demanding I pick her up to fall asleep on my shoulder
a cartoon says that the grinch 's small heart grew 3 sizes that day
ALT: a cartoon says that the grinch 's small heart grew 3 sizes that day
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November 29, 2024 at 1:41 AM
This year I am thankful my little girl used her new found vocal skills to say dadaddadadadaada before demanding I pick her up to fall asleep on my shoulder
New Kendrick OH SHIT
November 22, 2024 at 11:02 PM
New Kendrick OH SHIT