Pickles are nature's candy. Once we humans get our meat sticks on them and stick them in sour juice.

Rice is so weird. Sure, give me some tiny white plant turds. I’ll eat thousands of them in one sitting. Like thanks but also wtf.

Closing the gardens and pond down for the winter is not nearly as positive and life-affirming an experience as opening them usually is...

D&D tonight with a group of good friends, all of whom are much much smarter than I. A better way to spend an evening does not exist, I'll bet!

Deleted my Twitter account of 11+ years. Here we go...