Gabriel
@gmarkoff.bsky.social
Living in SF, not a tech bro. Personal account - all stated views are my own.
Palate cleanser: the old man loves his heated bed
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Palate cleanser: the old man loves his heated bed
lol I did not know this but of course he’s on the board of OpenAI now
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
lol I did not know this but of course he’s on the board of OpenAI now
Life is a dark satire
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Life is a dark satire
Aches and Pains update
November 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Aches and Pains update
Oh no who could have predicted this
November 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Oh no who could have predicted this
tfw you chug industrial amounts of ibuprofen in preparation for the next tournament
November 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
tfw you chug industrial amounts of ibuprofen in preparation for the next tournament
tfw you do a fencing tournament at age 40
November 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
tfw you do a fencing tournament at age 40
Watching Total Recall (1990) in a bar
October 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Watching Total Recall (1990) in a bar
The sadly predictable answer being “this culture was already deeply fucked decades earlier” in that the skull was popularized by an old as shit Prussian asshole named Mack, and all the newfangled Nazis thought he looked super hard and started using it themselves. The Punisher Skull of its time.
October 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The sadly predictable answer being “this culture was already deeply fucked decades earlier” in that the skull was popularized by an old as shit Prussian asshole named Mack, and all the newfangled Nazis thought he looked super hard and started using it themselves. The Punisher Skull of its time.
Katydid friend says No Kings
October 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Katydid friend says No Kings
The second half of this year’s harvest, following the 1 cm diameter radish. I was told that subsistence farming was easy.
October 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The second half of this year’s harvest, following the 1 cm diameter radish. I was told that subsistence farming was easy.
Constantly have this floofy beast staring at me
October 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Constantly have this floofy beast staring at me
Reading about some morbidly awful hard sugar candies from, ofc, the British Isles. One of them may poison your dog. Another may poison your liver. The others will poison your soul.
October 12, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Reading about some morbidly awful hard sugar candies from, ofc, the British Isles. One of them may poison your dog. Another may poison your liver. The others will poison your soul.
Found an owl pellet outside the house, most of the front half of a rat head
October 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Found an owl pellet outside the house, most of the front half of a rat head
When my wife is trying to fall asleep and I interrupt my Wikipedia reading to suddenly tell her all about the long-term implications of the 1922 Washington Naval Treaty
September 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
When my wife is trying to fall asleep and I interrupt my Wikipedia reading to suddenly tell her all about the long-term implications of the 1922 Washington Naval Treaty
You are not immune to telephone calls
September 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
You are not immune to telephone calls
Looks like piss. Tastes like bubblegum stewed in a used gasoline can
September 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Looks like piss. Tastes like bubblegum stewed in a used gasoline can
He never showed up 😔
September 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
He never showed up 😔