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Say the US did abduct Maduro because Venezuela was supposedly a terrorist narco‑state
Since when does that become a licence for the US to help themselves to the oil?
Say the US did abduct Maduro because Venezuela was supposedly a terrorist narco‑state
Since when does that become a licence for the US to help themselves to the oil?
The hit on the Oleina plant spilled 300 tons of cooking oil onto city roads, the city mayor reports.
The hit on the Oleina plant spilled 300 tons of cooking oil onto city roads, the city mayor reports.
🔥🔥🔥 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN!!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN!!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
BUT, it was overheard last night these two are all over it:
BUT, it was overheard last night these two are all over it:
Ukraine’s emergency services and local authorities report fires, a mall hit, and at least 12 apartment buildings damaged across two districts.
Ukraine’s emergency services and local authorities report fires, a mall hit, and at least 12 apartment buildings damaged across two districts.
Oleksandra Paskal lost her leg after a Russian missile strike in 2022.
Today, she stands on the podium with a bronze medal from the Rizatdinova Cup 2025.
A child who refused to give up.
Oleksandra Paskal lost her leg after a Russian missile strike in 2022.
Today, she stands on the podium with a bronze medal from the Rizatdinova Cup 2025.
A child who refused to give up.
Here comes another batch of Epstein info. This is the Grand Jury deliberations in the 2019 Trial. I don’t expect to see anything we don’t already know in these, but whatever. Drip,drip.
Here comes another batch of Epstein info. This is the Grand Jury deliberations in the 2019 Trial. I don’t expect to see anything we don’t already know in these, but whatever. Drip,drip.
www.lbc.co.uk/article/tube...
www.lbc.co.uk/article/tube...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...
🔥🔥🔥 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN!!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
🔥🔥🔥 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN!!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
This 👇
This 👇