Jordan
@gm-jordan.bsky.social
I like games, theater, and generally silly things.
Mostly known for my love of cheese curds and time spent in the bathroom.
Gm_Jordan on Tiktok
2025 is the year of “More yum, less yuck.”
Mostly known for my love of cheese curds and time spent in the bathroom.
Gm_Jordan on Tiktok
2025 is the year of “More yum, less yuck.”
They were 50% off! I couldn’t afford to not buy these!
November 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
They were 50% off! I couldn’t afford to not buy these!
So I picked up Monster Sized Hellboy because I really love Hellboy…. And the problem with it is that it is physically really difficult to hold. It’s so heavy that it’s unwieldy to hold on the couch.
Still obsessed with it though.
Still obsessed with it though.
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
So I picked up Monster Sized Hellboy because I really love Hellboy…. And the problem with it is that it is physically really difficult to hold. It’s so heavy that it’s unwieldy to hold on the couch.
Still obsessed with it though.
Still obsessed with it though.
Oh there are.
It was from a production of Tartuffe…
It was from a production of Tartuffe…
November 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Oh there are.
It was from a production of Tartuffe…
It was from a production of Tartuffe…
Post you from a different era. My French Restoration comedy era. My Molière-a.
November 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Post you from a different era. My French Restoration comedy era. My Molière-a.
We start our Wes Anderson rewatch with Bottle Rocket. Maybe the least immediately identifiable as a Wes Anderson, this movie still has a lot of the iconic elements that make up a Wes Anderson movie. You can see the Wes Anderson to come. I gave it 4/5 stars.
October 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
We start our Wes Anderson rewatch with Bottle Rocket. Maybe the least immediately identifiable as a Wes Anderson, this movie still has a lot of the iconic elements that make up a Wes Anderson movie. You can see the Wes Anderson to come. I gave it 4/5 stars.
It’s been a really tough couple of weeks at work and I make bad financial choices.
This was half off though!
This was half off though!
October 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
It’s been a really tough couple of weeks at work and I make bad financial choices.
This was half off though!
This was half off though!
These aren’t even dog whistles anymore.
This is WILD. And you can’t say she didn’t know. Her ENTIRE thing is hidden messages and references. 8 lightning bolts and an 8 pointed star is wild.
This is full mask off.
This is WILD. And you can’t say she didn’t know. Her ENTIRE thing is hidden messages and references. 8 lightning bolts and an 8 pointed star is wild.
This is full mask off.
October 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
These aren’t even dog whistles anymore.
This is WILD. And you can’t say she didn’t know. Her ENTIRE thing is hidden messages and references. 8 lightning bolts and an 8 pointed star is wild.
This is full mask off.
This is WILD. And you can’t say she didn’t know. Her ENTIRE thing is hidden messages and references. 8 lightning bolts and an 8 pointed star is wild.
This is full mask off.
Look what making every movie have naturalistic lighting took from us!
Night of the Hunter is a goddamn masterpiece.
Night of the Hunter is a goddamn masterpiece.
September 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Look what making every movie have naturalistic lighting took from us!
Night of the Hunter is a goddamn masterpiece.
Night of the Hunter is a goddamn masterpiece.
I finally bought a used copy of an older TTRPG I’ve always wanted a copy of and never bought.
Happy to finally get this game.
Happy to finally get this game.
September 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I finally bought a used copy of an older TTRPG I’ve always wanted a copy of and never bought.
Happy to finally get this game.
Happy to finally get this game.
To the melody of “Short People” by Randy Newman.
September 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
To the melody of “Short People” by Randy Newman.
Skeet a PERFECT album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana.
September 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Skeet a PERFECT album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana.
The Tomb of a Thousand Doors box set is legitimately incredible.
I would like every large adventure like this to come with a gm screen this nice. All of your roll tables, the procedure for encounters, stat blocks, and a keyed map of the mega dungeon?
Absolutely amazing.
I would like every large adventure like this to come with a gm screen this nice. All of your roll tables, the procedure for encounters, stat blocks, and a keyed map of the mega dungeon?
Absolutely amazing.
August 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The Tomb of a Thousand Doors box set is legitimately incredible.
I would like every large adventure like this to come with a gm screen this nice. All of your roll tables, the procedure for encounters, stat blocks, and a keyed map of the mega dungeon?
Absolutely amazing.
I would like every large adventure like this to come with a gm screen this nice. All of your roll tables, the procedure for encounters, stat blocks, and a keyed map of the mega dungeon?
Absolutely amazing.
The tiniest little guy came to visit me on my window at work.
August 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The tiniest little guy came to visit me on my window at work.
What are four albums that would serve as an introduction to your musical tastes?
I really wanted to put Girl Talk’s Feed the Animals on here, but couldn’t.
I really wanted to put Girl Talk’s Feed the Animals on here, but couldn’t.
August 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
What are four albums that would serve as an introduction to your musical tastes?
I really wanted to put Girl Talk’s Feed the Animals on here, but couldn’t.
I really wanted to put Girl Talk’s Feed the Animals on here, but couldn’t.
You literally said you weren’t there.
August 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
You literally said you weren’t there.
“You got me, brother.”
July 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
“You got me, brother.”
You’re inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?
Two of my favorites and I think they fit together really well.
Two of my favorites and I think they fit together really well.
July 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You’re inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?
Two of my favorites and I think they fit together really well.
Two of my favorites and I think they fit together really well.
Well this showed up at a convenient time!
July 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Well this showed up at a convenient time!
Action Comics 1, June 1938.
July 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Action Comics 1, June 1938.
I blocked the person, but here’s the post.
July 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I blocked the person, but here’s the post.
The real question with the talk of a Street Fighter video game… who is going to play Mikhail Gorbachev?
June 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The real question with the talk of a Street Fighter video game… who is going to play Mikhail Gorbachev?
My copy of Mappa Mundi by @threesailsstudios.bsky.social arrived!!! So excited to read this!
June 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My copy of Mappa Mundi by @threesailsstudios.bsky.social arrived!!! So excited to read this!
My 4k preorder of Sorcerer arrived!!!
I love this movie so much. Watching it tonight.
I love this movie so much. Watching it tonight.
June 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
My 4k preorder of Sorcerer arrived!!!
I love this movie so much. Watching it tonight.
I love this movie so much. Watching it tonight.